OOC; first off; no offense I found Malthas in the statue garden surrounded by her five daughters and her son Lor. She was all decked out in copper armor and pigtail clothes of the highest quality we could produce. The liaison's lifetime of forging trade routes will certainly prove invaluable on the long journey through unknown caverns.
What the fuck? Ok, so I calmed and she admits some attachment to her offspring or such about unethical infant abandonment and worries about flying off on poorly planned adventures. Well goodbye then, and she just chews her lip and storms off. I'm worried this epidemic of infants will have tainted the mind of her partner.
All good.
Or worse! I go to round up the guards who've been practicing for years for this and GreatWrymLimestone has become long-winded and bossy and Itnetlolor is just a dick.
Shit! So now I'm really worried, I never learned anything about swording things from Malthas, I was too busy with mining all the time. We gave The Card and Peregar weapons but they were too stupid and busy respectively to learn anything in the last two years. I found Aseaheru in our room, our six boys probably still tearing around somewhere with Lor. She looks tired for an inexhaustible hammerdwarf.
Beardly! We won't be getting ourselves killed by the first giant bat we see at least. I hope the others enjoy ethically taking care of our kids!
I snuck into Itnetlolor's room to steal his cat leather backpack. There are no others so despite it's ridiculous appearance I poured some wine in the bottom and stuffed some spare food and a crutch in it before tying the legs around my shoulders and waist.
I took the time time to find a few bits of armor that I had forgotten to put on earlier (
OOC; like a HELMET - idiot dwarves) and we started down. The towering one-eyed tortoise just stares back at us as we look into it's cell were it fidgets and squirms. I hope there are no more of these things down here.
The beast will be confined forever while we pass into the caverns re-sealing the inner bridge behind us.
OOC; again no offense meant Despite Crash's Superdwarven Social Awareness The guards got too legendary too join despite save-scumming a year to halt their training and getting Crash to legendary in marksdwarf. I thought of waiting to try and get enough trapped forgotten beasts to get Crash named and see if they'll join then but I don't eve know if that would have worked. I also think that if I try and go back later the site will instantly flood on reloading. I'm not sure what Malthas' problem was other then being a militia captain? We'll send help.