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[IamanElfCollaborator]

Wendell was resisting the urge to stab something with a fork.
"Goddamned Goombas. Crawling EVERYWHERE."

[Scelly9]

John looks around for a knife or something. They're all crazy in here. "Oh, thanks Philip" What? You're looking for a knife and talking to me. "Shutup."

[Remuthra]

What's that? My malfunction? I'm fine. It's the others who are crazy. Goombas? All I see over there are spoons, right Sasha?

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"That's bullshit! One of them is chomping on your head!"

[OREOSOME]

"A goomba? I just see one of the beasts on his head. It stares at me. Watches me. Insults me. Not like calm voice. The calm voice is nice to me. They keep the beasts away. I never see what the Calm Voice is, though. Only see the people, and the beasts."
((I can't help but find this funny, with everyone seeing different hallucinations.))

[Remuthra]

Hey! Don't insult George the spoon!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"Gah! Daxter, tell him he's wrong!"

[scapheap]

"Sound nice, all I see are walls."

[Remuthra]

And then the imaginary crazy fight happened.

Cover me, Sasha! Hold them off!

[IamanElfCollaborator]

"What? No firing guns? Dammit.

Stop skipping around there, princess, and start firing fireballs!"

[kj1225]

Kyle turns from his current task to watch the Hermit and the gun guy fight... they are just sitting there.

[wer6]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Character Sheet
Prisoner No.: 1531 4157 ((Kudo's to whoever gets the referance!  ))
Name: Blake Rose
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Previous Occupation: Head research director of some low level government research projects ((probin' monkeys like A boss))
Bio: Blake rose,A once Diligent and famous Research director That discovered seven diseases and there assorted cures, as he slowly descended into madness, Believing he was A knight of yore, Believing he slaughtered hundreds of goblins, And enemy's of the kingdom ((cops)), And he thought Advanced technology was nothing but Foul sorcery and must be purged from the world ((except light bulbs, they are what he calls "holy magic")) on his way of destroying several computers and various electronics, Police came in and they attempted arrest, And he retaliated and destroyed two brains with his sword that he got form the local pawnshop forcefully ((return thy sword of the king!)) and as reinforcements arrived,( A couple more heads smashed.)) he was subdued with A 50,000 volt dart in his back ((What vile magic is this!?)) and was sent to the Locura Correctional facility for the mentally unstable! ((The king shall have your head for sending me into the jail fit for Brigands and thieves! all of you!
Illness:A mental illness which makes him thinks that he is A knight of yore! ((cant remember what it is called))
Notable Health effects: Besides unusual amounts of strength, nothing notable.

If I can be waitlisted, It whould be awesome

EDIT: Moved the spoiler to cover the whole section.

[OREOSOME]

Lucas ducked, simply worried about the scuffle. Then he saw some of the beasts moving towards him and the others.
"Oh no, Not more... No. No more. You will not hurt them. I don't care what you think. Leave. Do it."
Slowly, the beasts backed away from him in his mind.
"They-They're gone? Yes, yes..."

[bcg17]

IN
Character Sheet
Prisoner No.: 00009001
Name: Nigel Brown(or as he refers to him self Urist Mcdwarf)
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Previous Occupation: Programmer
Bio: Nigel Brown story started off when he was a young boy, one night his father told him a story that in which the hero was a dwarf he was enthralled with this wonderful story and from that moment on he had a deep longing to be a dwarf. Fast-Forward seven years pretending to be a dwarf is no longer "cool" Nigel is bullied for this which starts his hatred for other humans but he doesn't hate himself because he, still deeply enthralled in his love for dwarves believes he is in fact a dwarf himself in his own fantasy land. He discovers a game on the internet called dwarf fortress at age 17. then at age 19 he starts hallucinating seeing real world thing as thing as ASII characters and two months later he is put in Locura Correctional Facility
Illness: Schizophrenia
Notable Health effects: is a recovering alcoholic but it seems he is getting more and more unhappy the longer he goes with out alcohol often throws tantrums asking for fictional types of alcoholic drinks

[krispehkreem]

ANNOUNCEMENT

Loving the story you guys are making up right now, made me chuckle pleasantly. I am currently writing chapter three now, so if we could leave the story about here, I'll have the third chapter up within the day. (That's my time zone btw, Australia, GMT +10. Currently 3:34pm upon writing this)

SIDE NOTE

From here on out, I am reluctant to inform you that i will be taking no further people for the wait-list, after the last two people that have posted previous to this announcement. If you are that desperate to be apart of the Locura story, send me a pm with a REALLY detailed and in depth character sheet and I will take you under special consideration. Loving doing this guys and I am glad to see such popularity for my first ever post Thanks a million