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Author Topic: Why are dwarves invading with the goblins?  (Read 3071 times)

laxori666

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Re: Why are dwarves invading with the goblins?
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2013, 10:30:33 am »

Would be a nice stand off a father battling his son whose mind was corrupted by goblins
Urist McDwarf took pleasure in killing his goblin-warped son lately.
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Re: Why are dwarves invading with the goblins?
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2013, 05:26:34 pm »

Would be a nice stand off a father battling his son whose mind was corrupted by goblins
Urist McDwarf took pleasure in killing his goblin-warped son lately.
...But a true Dwarf would be distressed for witnessing death, witnessing the death of their son, make no distinction of the joy of slaughter from any combat and even the death of grudges - Dwarves find tragic.

The implications that Urist McDwarf may be more goblin than his supposed goblin-warped son is disturbing indeed.

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Re: Why are dwarves invading with the goblins?
« Reply #17 on: March 22, 2013, 06:22:48 am »

Would be a nice stand off a father battling his son whose mind was corrupted by goblins
Urist McDwarf took pleasure in killing his goblin-warped son lately.
...But a true Dwarf would be distressed for witnessing death, witnessing the death of their son, make no distinction of the joy of slaughter from any combat and even the death of grudges - Dwarves find tragic.

The implications that Urist McDwarf may be more goblin than his supposed goblin-warped son is disturbing indeed.
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Larix

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Re: Why are dwarves invading with the goblins?
« Reply #18 on: March 22, 2013, 06:31:51 am »

What with dwarven... child cares, migrant murdering machines, 'sacrificing' of 'unimportant' dwarfs, forced isolation to restrict social interaction and SCIENCE performed on fort denizens, i think that's the only truly dwarfy thing to do - run away, join the goblins and take down those abominations calling themselves mountain halls.
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