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flame99

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You are an automaton
« on: June 16, 2013, 10:48:02 pm »
Activating...
Initializing drivers...
Booting optics...
Booting audio recognition...
AI subsystem initializing...
Speech synth adjusting...
Start up complete.
Local readout:
Dark, enclosed cavern. Light coming from northern entrance. No notable sounds. Sonar indicates passage continues to south; terrain unclear.
Checking hardware...
Mark II Manipulators
Leg modules
Je[DATA CORRUPTED]
[DATA CORRUPTED]
[DATA CORRUPTED]
>Insert Command
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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are an automaton
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2013, 05:10:30 am »
>Execute Process "Suicide.exe"
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Re: You are an automaton
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2013, 05:31:25 am »
>execute process Love.exe
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Re: You are an automaton
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2013, 06:02:47 am »
>Debug.exe
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miauw62

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Re: You are an automaton
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2013, 07:01:28 am »
>Check Directives.
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kaian-a-coel

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Re: You are an automaton
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2013, 08:09:54 am »
>access memory
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Quote from: wierd on January 11, 2014, 01:49:58 am
EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
Sauron makes the precious.
Gollum loves and hates the precious.
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Re: You are an automaton
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2013, 09:01:38 am »
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flame99

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Re: You are an automaton
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2013, 10:42:28 am »
Debugging...
1976 errors found. View only notable errors? y/N
y
5 notable errors found.
Memory allocation error
Memory corruption
Misaligned Sonar
Missing firmware
Unknown CPU (core_Sentience_primary/ultra_1976)
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GiglameshDespair

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Re: You are an automaton
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2013, 10:47:48 am »
>format /c:
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kaian-a-coel

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Re: You are an automaton
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2013, 10:55:08 am »
/help
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Quote from: wierd on January 11, 2014, 01:49:58 am
EA games is like the dark lord sauron, and the gaming consumer demographic is like gollum.
Sauron makes the precious.
Gollum loves and hates the precious.
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