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Author Topic: Funniest objects, civs, or creatures you have seen  (Read 2600 times)

☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼

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Re: Funniest objects, civs, or creatures you have seen
« Reply #15 on: February 22, 2013, 04:33:10 am »

Serpent woman necromancer travelling everywhere with a goblin corpse.
Her name was Roomyhorse. His name was Greatwand.
Well...
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FrankyPlaysGames

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Re: Funniest objects, civs, or creatures you have seen
« Reply #16 on: February 22, 2013, 05:40:15 am »

I had a civ called The Evil of Bees.

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I remember being apart of the civ named The Virginal Diamond, I did a double take thinking it said "Vaginal".
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Coalwalker

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Re: Funniest objects, civs, or creatures you have seen
« Reply #17 on: February 22, 2013, 07:25:54 am »

Any of those human civilisations whose god of Peace and Love is impersonated by a one-eyed giant gecko with poison breath. And they fall for it. For a thousand years.
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So to recap, one minute everything was going just great, and the next we have caverns collapsing, firebreathing cave beasts, underground brush fires, a screaming swarm of poltergheists back for revenge, zombies in the corridors, drunken brawls in the dining halls, magma pouring into the caverns, rotting miasma everywhere, insanity, madness, and a flying crocodile heading right towards us!

Ringsea

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Re: Funniest objects, civs, or creatures you have seen
« Reply #18 on: February 22, 2013, 03:56:39 pm »

I have a human civilization called the "Union of Hugs."
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They worship a demon I like to think is of the tentacle kind.
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Larix

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Re: Funniest objects, civs, or creatures you have seen
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2013, 04:20:52 pm »

Funny object - an exceptional marble statue. Description:

"This is an exceptional marble statue of Asmel Groupcities.
The item is an exceptionally designed image of Asmel Groupcities the dwarf and a marble statue in marble by Asmel Tomêmineth. Asmel Groupcities is raising the marble statue. The artwork relates to the masterful marble statue created by the dwarf Asmel Groupcities for the Trumpets of Symmetry at Ragmountains in the midwinter of 16."

Yep, the mason celebrated the creation of her own masterwork marble statue - by making a _marble statue_ memorising the momentous occasion. Asmel produced seven masterwork marble statues, so it's not quite clear which one she meant. Her masterful statues depict the usual stuff, a named dingo settling somewhere in the area, an elf struck down by a lizard demon, the foundation of the fort, some appointments of fort functionaries and a fellow dwarf eating muck roots.
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