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Ianflow

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Poor Udi Apoare
« on: February 23, 2013, 04:51:42 am »

This is the tale of a young human woman
A misfortunate one at that

For unknown reasons, she arrived on the map, and approached the fortress
It is possible she was drawn to the wolverine brains, that were surrounded by cage traps
Udi was then cage hauled to the stockpile

Somehow she broke free from her jail at the trade depot
She was labelled as friendly, so a friendly, young girl, plucky in having escaped a cage somehow
Was then rushed by four war dogs, and then two more joined in

Being beaten by the dogs, one having her head in its maw, and shaking it, breaking the fat, others mauling her arms and legs, she somehow makes it into the open air, and begins CLIMBING THE MOUNTAIN, as 6 dogs continually attempt to kill her, kicking and punching them
She ends up breaking her head free from the dog's mouth, and is punching them and kicking them unarmed

As I can see, the dwarves aren't happy about her self defense
So she's right now being chased and attacked by 6 war dogs, and a dwarf behind that

This is not a good day for Udi Apoare
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And thus, "The running of the goblins" became an annual tradition and the first dwarven contraceptive.
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Re: Poor Udi Apoare
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2013, 05:06:38 am »

It's a werebeast that arrived while the moon wasn't full.
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Ianflow

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Re: Poor Udi Apoare
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2013, 05:14:04 am »

I was about to say "And there isn't a human civilization around at all"
She was also legendary at something

The dogs kept chewing on her head and she died.
Even though she was a werebeast, that's just unfortunate.
And now I have to atom smash her corpse.
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And thus, "The running of the goblins" became an annual tradition and the first dwarven contraceptive.
There are no moghoppers. We have always been allies of Oceania, and at war with Eastasia.