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[Fniff]

(This is all turning a bit absurd in the wrong direction...)

A great secret of the goblins is that these nukes were not actually created by them: they simply found them deep under the ground when digging.

[javierpwn]

When they dug some more, they found precursors to the past, and learned the technology to inhabit the moon, which they did shortly after, due to overpopulation

[Fniff]

Those who flew to the moon on the precursor's technology promptly found that overly trusting thousand year technology was a bad idea, as it exploded with them on it, thus solving the overpopulation problem.

[Remuthra]

The space program is made harder because this region of space is inhabited by highly advanced one dimensional creatures who really hate three dimensional spaceships.

[Fniff]

These one dimensional creatures, when viewed, cause instant insanity due to the impossibility of a one dimensional creature in three dimensional space. The space program was abandoned early on due to the three compounding facts of A. lack of need B. horrific monsters in space and C. because they only have one spaceship and it exploded.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Some pieces from the spaceship landed on the moon, stimulating technological development of the sentient automobiles mentioned a while back.

[Jbg97]

Or it would, if the debris didn't crush them or clog the tailpipes of every single one. It happened that way because the creator of the universe is a cruel god, who like potatoes and hates automobiles.

[Gentlefish]

In some horrific manner of science, the automobiles have created, though auto-science, fleshy automatons they use to carry themselves long distances. They call these abominations "humans".