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[Ddynamo]

Smile sweetly and say "No, I need a hug.", then run up to the man and punt his nuts like a football. Damn rapists.

"OH......Christ......for God's sake......... "
Suddenly a middle eastern looking man and what appears to be his wife walk out of another door
"WHAT...in Allah's name go on in here"
"Your daughter here jest tried ter kill me! "
"I do not know of what daughter you speak"
"He's trying to say we don't have a daughter"
"Even if I did, it certainly would not be infidel cross-dresser"

[birdy51]

Become Ashbar.

Become insulted that this man would dare suggest that George is a woman and deck him with the ol Middle East Missile Uppercut. No one insults Hamnash's friends. No one.

[Ddynamo]

Become Ashbar.

Become insulted that this man would dare suggest that George is a woman and deck him with the ol Middle East Missile Uppercut. No one insults Hamnash's friends. No one.

You can only switch at night

[birdy51]

Blast...

[Ddynamo]

"See, this George is very good person, not cross-dressing infidel"
"SHE just assaulted me"
"Himnash be a baby. You need to respect elders. By elders, I mean me"

[birdy51]

Back into a corner and cower behind your memory book.

[Remuthra]

Try your best MANLY VISAGE. If you're going to be kidnapped, better the crazed Muslims than the violent redneck.

[Ddynamo]

Try your best MANLY VISAGE. If you're going to be kidnapped, better the crazed Muslims than the violent redneck.

"I'm actually a guy, so, yeah. I'm a man"

"Look alright. I'm out. I'm headed back to Texas ter pick up my son to head further west"

[Ddynamo]

"Anyways, I'd best be goin"

[My Name is Immaterial]

Nod silently.

[Ddynamo]

Nod silently.

Jeff leaves the house

(This update was brought to you by the PS3)

[Ddynamo]

(Anyway, after that PS3 induced Half-date. Let's get a computer induced full-date)

"I am afraid that you will go home in at morning. I have house, not hotel"