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[Caellath]

"Ow, ow. Damnit." Nallihen remarks intelligently as he holds his wounded arm and holds back a tide of vulgar words. "I would kill you now if you weren't dead."

Punch Brute. If Brute has already been downed, loot a sword and a round shield from the corpses instead.

[lawastooshort]

If everyone else manages to miss the brute, go and flyingkick his teeth through his brain! Then loot... something that's left.

[IronyOwl]

Turn 5: Piles of Failure

Grab a shield from a warrior, then kill the brute.

[4] You successfully loot a shield from a warrior. This takes too much time for you to get around to the brute, though.

Goblin Warrior Shield Acquired!

"MY FISTS THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!"

Shoryuken the brute.

[2] vs [5] UprightdowndownBBA DAMN IT! You just sort of midkick the air awkwardly.

"Ow, ow. Damnit." Nallihen remarks intelligently as he holds his wounded arm and holds back a tide of vulgar words. "I would kill you now if you weren't dead."

Punch Brute. If Brute has already been downed, loot a sword and a round shield from the corpses instead.

[1] vs [3] You try to punch with your bad arm before realizing what a terrible idea that is. You don't have time to loot while attacking.

If everyone else manages to miss the brute, go and flyingkick his teeth through his brain! Then loot... something that's left.

[3] vs [5] Disgusted at your entire team failing miserably to kill that one brute, you swipe at its head with your leg. Your shot goes wide, unfortunately.


[5] vs [6] The brute is apparently not that stupid, and attempts to flee. The entire team, suddenly panicking at the thought of some of their loot and experience getting away, quickly dogpiles onto fleeing goblin, resulting in an awkward pile.

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Derm (derm), Muscle Wizard
2/3 Str
2/2 HP
3 xp
Inventory:
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Nallihen Talandr (Caellath), Adorable Master of Evil
1/3 Str
2/2 HP
5 xp
Inventory:
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Billy Snow (Persus13), Awful Dungeon Rapper
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
2 xp
Dinged Goblin Warrior Sword w/Goblin Warrior Head (no stats)
Goblin Warrior Shield (no stats)
Inventory:
-
-

Ergoth MakCog (GWG), Ambiguous Dwarf
3/3 Str
2/2 HP
Inventory:
-
-

Heidi Mekatron (lawastooshort), Manic Jester
2/3 Str
2/2 HP
2 xp
Inventory:
-
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Goblin Brute
2/4 Str
1/1 HP
Studded Club

Goblin Heathen Corpse x2
Point-ed Stick

[Dermonster]

Can I just smash his head in already?

[Caellath]

Nallihen had the urge to facepalm, but couldn't if only due to the fact he was also part of the awkward pile. "...This is ridiculous." he says, his licking his lips for a moment and having an idea as it touches his sharpened canines.

Nom on the brute. Violently.

[Persus13]

Murderize brute. Then start rapping.

[lawastooshort]

Try to murderfy the brute first. And then sing in a very high pitched voice.