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[Kogan Loloklam]

You guys! We still have some time left in 12/21/2012 that the world may yet end in!
Unless you are a time traveler reading this in the future. If you are, hi future! I'm a famous wizard from the past, and I predict the end of the world will happen on 1/23/4567. You think it's because it's a pretty set of numbers? A random coincidence? You all have lost so much knowledge... Oh well. See you in the afterlight.

[misko27]

Nothing to worry about, we just activated the 4th day glitch so we have one day left, like in majora's mask.

Oh crap that was my joke. If only I hadn't slept through it.
 
Quickly Link, play the Song of Time! Wait no, I have to go to school then... Hmm...

[Leatra]

You guys! We still have some time left in 12/21/2012 that the world may yet end in!
Unless you are a time traveler reading this in the future. If you are, hi future! I'm a famous wizard from the past, and I predict the end of the world will happen on 1/23/4567. You think it's because it's a pretty set of numbers? A random coincidence? You all have lost so much knowledge... Oh well. See you in the afterlight.

Man, that's just too far away. We won't even be alive when that happens. I don't want to miss it.

[Kogan Loloklam]

Man, that's just too far away. We won't even be alive when that happens. I don't want to miss it.

Unless the year 1/23/4567 is actually calculated in Pluto's date, which was arbitrarilly set in the past. Too bad you lost that knowledge, so you don't know when the world will end...

Spoiler: *dun dun dun* (click to show/hide)

It's tomorrow. Yep. Tomorrow. It's only a day away.

[Loud Whispers]

Man, that's just too far away. We won't even be alive when that happens. I don't want to miss it.

Unless the year 1/23/4567 is actually calculated in Pluto's date, which was arbitrarilly set in the past. Too bad you lost that knowledge, so you don't know when the world will end...

Spoiler: *dun dun dun* (click to show/hide)

It's tomorrow. Yep. Tomorrow. It's only a day away.

If any future historian should read this, everything you know about your past is a lie because we've been feeding you misinformation for shits and giggles.
The above may also be a lie.

[Leatra]

Man, that's just too far away. We won't even be alive when that happens. I don't want to miss it.

Unless the year 1/23/4567 is actually calculated in Pluto's date, which was arbitrarilly set in the past. Too bad you lost that knowledge, so you don't know when the world will end...

Spoiler: *dun dun dun* (click to show/hide)

It's tomorrow. Yep. Tomorrow. It's only a day away.

If any future historian should read this, everything you know about your past is a lie because we've been feeding you misinformation for shits and giggles.
The above may also be a lie.

Yeah, we were just bullshitting you, for years. Everything in the internet is a lie. Even the "The cake is a lie" is a lie. It's not from a video game. It's a quote from a Soviet soldier who used that sentence as a battle cry at the battle of Stalingrad. Apparently the Nazis thought the Soviets had some great pies in Stalingrad (now named Volgograd), even though they actually didn't.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

THE CAKE IS A LIE, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!

And that's the story of the Battle of Stalingrad, you know the truth now (and plenty of other people who will read this post).

[PTTG??]

So, what happened to all those people who thought the world was going to end? I haven't heard from them lately.

[Sirus]

Perhaps they're hiding in shame?

[Hiiri]

Maybe they're still sitting in their bunkers, laughing at the idiots outside.

[Loud Whispers]

Maybe they're still sitting in their bunkers, laughing at the idiots outside.

Just imagine... There IS a lifetime's supply of necessities in some of those right? :x