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Urist McOriginalname

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Re: The Bay 12 Space Program ( No this is not about Kerbal Space Program )
« Reply #15 on: January 10, 2014, 05:57:34 pm »

Just in case if i encounter any aliens on the surface of sun/moon (depends on when we launch) what should i say to them?
A traditional feet massage would keep the aliens interested in discussions.
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wierd

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Re: The Bay 12 Space Program ( No this is not about Kerbal Space Program )
« Reply #16 on: January 10, 2014, 06:04:55 pm »

Questions of xenopolitical ettiquette are difficult to discuss in civilized settings in many cases.

For instance, how do you know those are "feet"? ;)

First contact can be very shaky territory, afterall.

As a more practical consideration, I have heard that UV exposure outside the protective shell of the spacecraft, and above the filtering effects of the earths atmosphere, can be quite damaging to one's skin.

I would strongly suggest bringing some sunblock, assuming that the TSA allows you to take it aboard.
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Re: The Bay 12 Space Program ( No this is not about Kerbal Space Program )
« Reply #17 on: January 10, 2014, 06:22:34 pm »

Two thirds of a page. Not bad, actually, considering the magnificent legacy of the original Bay12 Space Program.
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Urist McOriginalname

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Re: The Bay 12 Space Program ( No this is not about Kerbal Space Program )
« Reply #18 on: January 10, 2014, 06:45:21 pm »

Two thirds of a page. Not bad, actually, considering the magnificent legacy of the original Bay12 Space Program.
Only this time it's for real.
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Re: The Bay 12 Space Program ( No this is not about Kerbal Space Program )
« Reply #19 on: January 10, 2014, 07:22:47 pm »

Yeah all the stuff that happened in the past isn't real.
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Urist McOriginalname

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Re: The Bay 12 Space Program ( No this is not about Kerbal Space Program )
« Reply #20 on: January 10, 2014, 07:28:59 pm »

Yeah all the stuff that happened in the past isn't real.
Im sorry but you misunderstood because i meat real as for real not like real as for existing and by the way i don't speak English because my grand father's uncle was in the German military at world was 2 im not sure if he was a leader or a soldier but still ich nein sprechen English gut.
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Re: The Bay 12 Space Program ( No this is not about Kerbal Space Program )
« Reply #21 on: January 10, 2014, 07:30:34 pm »

I was making a joke. What you said was good and correct, it just had more than one meaning :P
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Urist McOriginalname

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Re: The Bay 12 Space Program ( No this is not about Kerbal Space Program )
« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2014, 07:38:54 pm »

I was making a joke. What you said was good and correct, it just had more than one meaning :P
I knew you were joking the whole time.

I just didn't want to accept the truth that the last space program was filled with corruption which eventually led to it's demise as it was no longer a religion.
« Last Edit: January 10, 2014, 07:42:50 pm by Urist McOriginalname »
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Re: The Bay 12 Space Program ( No this is not about Kerbal Space Program )
« Reply #23 on: January 10, 2014, 11:41:24 pm »

C'mon, you can see where the wires hooked to their suits are giving them permanent wedgies!

(And if anyone points out that if you have a strong enough telescope that you can spot one of the apollo landing sites from earth, I will REMIND them that the ALIENS put that there, because our government asked them to, in exchange for keeping our US Govt -Alien overlord alliance a secret!  Honestly, have you never heard of the TerraDrive?! How else do you think the aliens get around now that all those commercial observation satellites are in orbit!? Goodness! So niave!)


... If you'll excuse me now, I need to go chant mantras about not channeling stupidness until I feel better. ;)

(Lol, not really.. but still.)
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