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Author Topic: The Harkonnen School of Dwarven Management (Military training camps)  (Read 2067 times)

napancux

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Re: The Harkonnen School of Dwarven Management (Military training camps)
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2012, 05:11:10 pm »

I had a fort once with huge piramid where noble dwarfs and accomplished craftsmen resided in splendid dinning rooms, while peasants and all sorts of useless fishery workers scrabbled in the mud below this huge monument to dwarfness, eating raw plumps and sleeping on far too few beds.
Was a kinda boring site though, so I eventually abandoed it.
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MasterShizzle

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Re: The Harkonnen School of Dwarven Management (Military training camps)
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2012, 05:14:32 pm »

With such equipment physics would be difficult.
No equipment is necessary, that's the point. The Baron Harkonnen, in the Dwarf Fortress universe, would be able to... enjoy... his house servants in the same way that a male cat in DF impregnates a female. Instantly, often, and from anywhere on the map.
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OREOSOME

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Re: The Harkonnen School of Dwarven Management (Military training camps)
« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2012, 05:24:44 pm »

How would one implement the Bene Gesserit? Or the Honoured Matres, for that matter.
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flameaway

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Re: The Harkonnen School of Dwarven Management (Military training camps)
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2012, 11:16:47 pm »

Orange eyes and a beard?

Dwarven honored matres...

Drunken mothers.
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