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[Orange Wizard]

I thought that had been fixed, after the one that crashed the forum some time back?

"Wh- what is going on here? A girl just had a baby pop out of her... She didn't even look pregnant!"

"The goblins are leaving, I think. One of them was just chopped up in a trap... oh god, I've never seen so much blood..."

"Guys, I just visited their "bookeeper"... he knows exactly how much of everything is in that house... fort... hell on Earth..."

How large was that one?

"I think I heard the book keeper also knew where everything was at, as well.  I only have one question, how?"

I don't know, I never actually saw it, but it must have been pretty damn big.

...

And I second the guy who said we'd be arrested for cult worship or something. Any government worth its socks would jump on the opportunity to arrest a bunch of kitten-slaughterers, merperson bone-farmers, authors of Boatmurdered, people who consider themselves the overlords of maniac-depressive alcoholics, the ‼scientists‼, the ☼craftspeople☼...

But all that is normal from a DF player's perspective. Making us... what, exactly?

[raptorfangamer]

I am posting not only to watch, but to say I just bookmarked it for every grim day/FBI agents that might besiege me

[WaffleEggnog]

Everyone just keep in mind that everything you post here can and will be dug up and used against you in court.

Ex.
"Is it true your part a cult known as "Bay12",? As you stated so online"
"Uh, um.. that's a video game thing"
"That's what they all say....."

[Loud Whispers]

"Actually judge I'd say it's a more educational tool than a game. Say, do you like mugs and pitchblende?"

[Orange Wizard]

"Pitchblende? Mugs? Quit wasting time!"