Lo, you fools talk about Trolls as if they were the scrouge of the Internet when in fact they were the bringer of hialrious lulz! From the bubbling mass of weaboo shit that was 2chan came the first, 4chan. Holiest of the holy cities of the Internet it blossmed into a great board over night, where much lolz (for the sacred lulz had yet to be invented.) and porn. And on one day the Trolls of the board lead great raids agianst their enemies. Oh for hours I could tell you tales of the Subeta war, the Longcat crusades, the raid upon the Hotel of Habbos and the battles agianst the furries, but all good things had to come to an end... For one day Moot, god of 4chan, was led astary by the furries and whiteknights and turned 4chan into a facist kingdom of darkness, outlawing the raids that had sustained its m/i/lltary for so long. On that day the forces of lulz struck out and /b/day happned, the great 4chanian civil war. For many hours it raged until finally 4chan was brought down, the great Caturday nap. Then what remained of /i/ scattred to the four winds, cursed to never find a image board to call their own, this curse continues to this day... But this is not the end of my story, far from it. Some other time I will tell your the tale of ED and its quest for lulz, the betryals of the Great Fat Bitch and their exploits against the enemies of lulz.