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Author Topic: You are a Vigilante bum, working in a call centre who dresses up as a ninja.....  (Read 2251 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2012, 06:38:36 pm »

You're an ordinary person...
Since when is being a bum with three jobs and vigilanteism at night normal?

I agree with misko.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2012, 06:40:33 pm »

TBH, dressing up as a ninja at night and fighting crime was based on a news story I read a while back about a dude somewhere in the Midlands.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2012, 07:14:30 pm »

Posting to lurk.

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #33 on: November 05, 2012, 03:35:28 am »

Since when is being a bum with three jobs and vigilanteism at night normal?
And rickshaw driving!

Try to walk up the side of the building once again, just to be sure. If it doesn't work, use stairs without kicking the boss anywhere.

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2012, 06:09:59 am »

What Dariush said, but first let's ditch our ninja costume. Or maybe just put our normal clothes on over it, so no-one will know it was us who dived out that window.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2012, 06:21:49 am »

And after coming up, we should be careful to keep up our disguise by loudly asking everyone "DID YOU KNOW WHO THAT MADMAN WAS? OH I'M SURE IT WASN'T ME. MY HEADRIBBON STREAMS IN AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT WAY AND HIS KATANA STUCK OVER HIS LEFT SHOULDER, WHILE MINE STICKS OVER MY RIGHT ONE. ALSO, HE TOOK ME WITH HIM SO THAT'S WHY I DISAPPEARED THROUGH THAT WINDOW."

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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2012, 07:21:35 am »

...We are SO not normal.
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We're ordinary by Bay12 Forum Game standards.
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Re: You are an ordinary person!
« Reply #39 on: November 05, 2012, 12:32:05 pm »

"Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. " -Albert Einstein

You try walking up the wall.. again, to no avail, so you try working the way up the building under your ingenious plan. It doesn't rub off well on your boss, however, who insists you leave immediately, stopping you from any attempts googling Dimitri. informing you he has already called the police. - It's a shame he stopped congratulating you.

Your colleagues simply look at you, rather awestruck at the feat you pulled off earlier.
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Accuse him of rampant corruption and mistreating the workers, Kick him through hall in wall at climax of dramatic speech. Call Police and explain was simple misunderstanding. Offer technical help to recompense. Do mention the man splatter on the floor of your building was a tragic suicide.

Google Dimitri.
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GreatWyrmGold

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...Uh, the above, but in a way that leaves us a plausible excuse. Like, accidentally knock him out a window or something...
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"He planned to set fire to the building."
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Accuse him of failing to find a suitable substitute for being THIS IS SPARTA'd in his stead. Then THIS IS SPARTA him.
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