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Re: 'Inkedcarnage' Engravers commune (succession)
« Reply #135 on: November 21, 2012, 12:25:14 am »

Report №6 of Agent Peregar
Spring has come.
We made magma forges, but lost one of miners in accident - he burned to ashes after letting magma into the tank. RIP. Set him a slab, when the ghost arises.

We rebuilt the gate right, and now it works as supposed, lever is noted. Silk farm needs chain and bait animal to be set into chamber, the bridge that opens beast's line of sight is the southern one (forgot to note it). Don't touch others, they are for boxes! The nothern box is empty now and can be reused if new beast comes.

save is here http://dffd.wimbli.com/file.php?id=7155
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« Reply #136 on: November 22, 2012, 11:54:25 am »

Sent a message to Lightningfalcon, I guess it's his turn.

Looks like we won't have any migrants at all, so should concentrate of defence machinery and growing up the children. So dull...
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« Reply #137 on: November 22, 2012, 01:22:20 pm »

What's worrying me is that we have goblin attackers already.
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« Reply #138 on: November 22, 2012, 02:55:31 pm »

Was almost ready for the first update when I accidently hit abandon fort without thinking.  So I need to go and redo everything. 
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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« Reply #139 on: November 24, 2012, 08:36:16 pm »

Sorry, I won't have enough time to do this right now.  Busy trying to play several other games and in trying to get this English report done.  So go ahead and pass it to the next person.
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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« Reply #140 on: November 27, 2012, 11:30:45 am »

What? You nefarious monkey, you could have at least PM'ed me D:

I'll get to playing tomorrow.
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« Reply #141 on: November 28, 2012, 09:37:33 am »

Wuhhh waaaaait what?

...Where the hell am I?

Ugh...what was I doing?

Drinking, right. Why am I in bed?



Okay calm down. There has to be an appropriate reason why I'm like this.

Owww...Can't think, I've got a splitting headache. Someone must've hauled my drunken ass onto bed. Good for him or her, I suppose.

"Oh, you're awake!"

I swiftly turned my head when I heard the door slam open, and an overfamiliar dwarf standing at my door, bearing that characteristic grin that I know too well.

"Armok dammit Peregar, what do you want?" I grumbled, "can't you see I have a head shattering hangover right now?"

"Ah, yes, I do, because I'm the one who dragged you back to your room when you fainted."

Well, damn.

"Whatever you here for then? For small chat?"

Peregar averted his gaze awkwardly, "welll, you see...all this overseer business is well, a little too stressful. Dwarves dying on my command, not a very nice thing. So here's a preposition..."

He hesitated for a long while before he finally spat it out, "I'd like you to take over the position of overseer for me. Treat it as a favour for a friend, won't you?"

I swore I wanted to slap him then.

"We're not friends," I snapped, "and I'm not taking the whassit overseer position. I'm a bloody doctor for Armok's sake. Well, a herbalist actually, until I was dragged into this business.

"Too late!" He snapped his fingers in glee, "I've already informed everyone of my resignation and your promotion! So, have fun!"

The slippery bastard dashed off before I could choke the life of him. Overseer? Bloody hell that's no promotion, it's a bloody burden! I want to drink booze, not direct some dumb dwarf to some menial task.

Ugh. This hangover. Ugghhhh.
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« Reply #142 on: November 28, 2012, 10:59:09 am »

I tried to take a tour through the fort, jog my memory. First thing I noticed was that we didn't have bloody barracks. MrsWillsauce is rustier than an iron nail drowned in warer, and Peregar holds his sword by the blade. I'm going to force them to train. No I don't care what they think, I'm the bloody overseer and they'll do what I want them to do.

Iron industry is up. Noone's good enough for the job so I'll be taking over the metal works. We don't seem to have fuel to turn that iron to steel, but even iron is good enough considering the only armour our "defense force" has is woolly underpants.

I also told Urvad to stop screwing about and get to smoothing and engraving. These cramped quarters aren't suitable for dwarves like us. Bridgegrizzles volunteered too, so I let them do it.


Bloody cowards.



There are reports of a forgotten beast emerging from the lava. Crystal glass too. Let's hope it can't come up through the forges. Or we'll be the one whose bones are with the molten rock.


Months are passing by slowly. Nothing much is happening, and I don't want anything to happen either. I have grand plans though, if only we'd get migrants to get it going at all.

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Re: 'Inkedcarnage' Engravers commune (succession)
« Reply #143 on: November 28, 2012, 12:37:16 pm »

No migrants. Our civilization is dead, and we've already got our first two waves. Grow your children!
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« Reply #144 on: November 28, 2012, 01:58:13 pm »

Nepeta was an Ex-metalworker, right?
You know it's pretty creepy when you had too many nepetas and can't remember which is does what.
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« Reply #145 on: December 04, 2012, 12:12:00 pm »

Holy Balls, I can't believe I can even procrastinate in playing a game. Well I've got time now, so let's do dis.

(Nepeta is a dabbling metalsmith and metalcrafter. Not so useful.)

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I have been told by Peregar that our civilisation is dead, and we are apparently the last dwarves left. That made me a little sober, because that glorious platinum statue of me won't be made any time soon.

Kogan, whose profession he has reported to be "Lazy Fuckass", volunteered to join militia. I allowed him to on condition that he wouldn't laze around. I don't think he was listening.



Also, why isn't anyone planting surface crops? Why? I like rat weed, so get down to planting them!

I was later told that we are in the mountains and nothing grows on mountains. I don't really want rat weed really, I'm just trying to find things to do. It's so lonely in the forges.

I'm trying to expand our industries as far as possible, so I told moscus to stop hauling stones around and get to weaving.

Our Thresher Zan Lumulning has been killed by a master goblin thief.

Ohfuck.

MrsWillsauce has bee struck down. This is an emergency. I repeat, we have an emergency.



The goblin invasion has been crushed thanks to our traps. The rest of us, however, don't look too good.

Our entire military, all three of them, has been crushed. Our woodcutter and intended weaver Moscus is dead.

This chocks up the total deathtoll to be 5. We have 14 citizens left.

...At least Peregar died an honourable death. I get to deal with mopping families.
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« Reply #146 on: December 04, 2012, 12:34:49 pm »

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« Reply #147 on: December 04, 2012, 02:07:43 pm »

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...At least Peregar died an honourable death. I get to deal with mopping families.
To clean up all the blood?
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« Reply #148 on: December 06, 2012, 06:29:16 pm »

wow, a snakefly made of crystal glass


I need to update the first posts turn list but Im totally lost by now as to whos in/out etc.
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« Reply #149 on: December 09, 2012, 12:13:17 pm »

Days pass. Pirate stared idly at the tombstones that marked the death of the fort's only defenders.

"Looking bored."

Pirate turned around to see an unfamiliar face. Most of the dwarves were unfamiliar to her anyway. She barely spoke to any of them, let alone have friends.

"What do you want, Brewster?" She uttered irratably.

"It's break time for me, so I'm taking a break," Brewster replied, then chuckled, "don't worry, I'm no "lazy fuckass"."

"Oh I'm not worrying about that," Pirate scowled, "must be nice to stay indoors, planting your crops and brewing them. No need to see the horrors of the outside."

"You stick your face in the forges every day," Brewster countered, "and if it weren't for me, you'd be starving and suicidal from alcohol deprivation!"

"Alright, fine, good point," She held her arms up in submission, then let them fall back down lifelessly, "this place is wrecked. If the goblins don't get us, the goblins will get us."

"You mean, the goblins will get us," Brewster replied helpfully.

"Yeah, that. You're a real talker aren't you?"

"Maybe. Aren't you going to do something to those goblins then? Traps maybe. Stone ones are useless"

Pirate shrugged, then tossed the rock she had been fiddling into the grass, "sounds good. Let's get started."



I forced our Broker, Likot, to get to making traps. Our mechanic is down since forever, and I'm not waiting for his creaky bones to heal up.


There were two goblins loitering around. I shot them to death.

With the coast clear, I let everyone go out and have some fresh air, as well as puke from cave adaptation. The bodies were found and placed in their coffins. I don't actually know where the coffins should be, so I put them in the surface for easy hauling.



FOR ARMOK'S SAKE

Invaders were dealt with successfully. I shot one then got some shut eye. The others told me that, while they were too busy BLOCKING THE ENTRACE WITH WALLS, the traps did work and they were minced to pieces. That's a consolation.



This isn't a bloody ambush, this is a bloody seige!



The next part of the journal is filled with tears and blood, with only one thing scribbled over and over again, sometimes with blood.

Don't want to go out, can't go out, can't go in, it'll get us, oh no. Seal ourselves. Somehow...I don't want to die...



Lightninghawk informed me of his skills in the crossbow. We formed the new defense force. Marksdwarves. Out of reach, out of sight. We can kill them without dying ourselves.



Somehow I'm not surprised.

I had fun using it as target practice. Took quite a few bolts until one struck its head. Feels good.



[At this point Pirate went from zero experience to skilled marksdwarf]

I feel terrible. Can't stop thinking about the dead. Was this what Peregar mentioned? Funnily enough I'm fine with killing enemies. Maybe it's just the guilt of knowing that I indirectly caused my people's deaths. Maybe.



Another ambush. If it weren't for our dogs more would've been killed. I think we'll need to buy more before our supply of meatshields is exhausted.





From the words of Brewster the Second:

Pirate never seemed right after those deaths. Told me she couldn't sleep. I think she went out with her crossbow so she could kill and keep her mind from wandering. I wouldn't know. Even as spring arrived I saw that maddened glint in her eyes as she shot the goblins to death, cackling almost manically. I didn't like it, but I straight up told her I was going to take over, before she cracks from the pressure. She only nodded, so I took it as a sign that she agreed. The only thing that was in my mind when I walked back down the steps was that murderous intent in her eyes. So cold.

I think I prefer plump helmets. They're a little less violent.




PROGRESS REPORT

-Got six dwarves killed. All children are also dead.

-Brewster is in love with Jesus. Married or not, I don't remember. Maybe we'll get kids.

-Pirate's a good marksdwarf by now. Should be able to find stuff off along with LightningFalcon.

-Trap components have been crafted but not put to use yet. You'll see the unused 25 iron serrated disks waiting for you in the magma forge. There are also wooden menacing spikes, which still do the job fine despite the material. Screw the rock traps.

-Watch out for the Mechaminer. He's been brought back to life serveral times from dehydrated and starving. Dwarves don't think he's important. I agree.

-Bridge is supposed to be connected to the trade depot. If any ambushes occur we can slam the inner gates shut before they get in. It's not done yet, so it's close for now so I can avoid accidents.

-Watch out for Bosa. I hate a very queer feeling that it will one day get to the surface. How, I'm not sure. Perhaps through the magma forges. Just take note from time to time.

-I've also slapped on a bunch of other labours on the dwarves on top of their primary skills to keep them from idling. You can choose to keep them or not.

-I also planned to equip everyone with iron armor so they at least have a fighting chance if the goblins get in, since there aren't many left. I haven't done it yet though, so you can consider if you want it or not. Pirate's the resident forger, so go tell her if you want it done.

-We need more meatshields.

-I hate cats

-We need a clothier soon. The dwarves aren't happy with old clothes. All the thread has been sewn to cloth, so all that's left is to get someone to make the clothing.

That's all. Here's the save, and sorry for fucking up so badly.

Save: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/46322585/Inkedcarnage%20Turn%206.zip
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