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Ki11aGhost

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Re: Best Embark Ever
« Reply #30 on: October 01, 2012, 07:40:41 pm »

You should totally make an aquarium fortress.

>Make a wall about 10 z-levels high, going all around the map.
>Give your glass industry so much steroids, trade for glass, request it when you can.
>Accumulate fuckloads of glass
>Make a tower 10x10 high, level with the wall, made of glass. Remember to place a roof.
>Make spidery passageways and rooms completely made of glass, suspended in the air and supported on each other or the ground.
>Allow space for waterfalls EVERAWHERRRE
>Seal off every passageway and room
>Pump the fuck out of that river.
>Watch as your dwarves slowly become the happiest motherfuckers in the realm.

Is there such a thing as a succession fort mega-mega project? Because this would be a good theme for one. And it would stop Urist McMegaProjecter from going Stark Raving Mad over not being able to complete his Artifact of Dwarf Gold.

Edit: >Watch as your FPS crumbles to dust.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2012, 07:50:15 pm by Ki11aGhost »
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