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Awessum Possum

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The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:39:35 pm »
So here I am trundling along through spring of my second year of the fort (despite some artifact/chameleon related tragedies) when I find an... unusual migrant. A migrant with no past, nothing but a name, a date, and mad skills. He is competent in two weapons and novice/adequate in other fighting areas; he is an amazing jeweler and skilled socialite... and yet, he has no kills, no friends, no family, not even a single god.

Of course I thought oh duh! He's a vampire or a werecreature but the full moon came and went and he did not transform and then he got thirsty. He is sixty six years old and a former member of the Mahogany Glove. Based on this information, I can only assume he is a hermit with a dark past and nothing to lose, or... jeweler31C is just his alternate identity and he is actually a caped crusader, or a spy. 8)

Has anyone else had a migrant like this? I'm considering making him my sheriff and giving him a full set of clothes made out of batman leather.
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Re: The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« Reply #1 on: September 23, 2012, 10:44:59 pm »
Out of curiosity, can you post a screenshot of his thoughts screen?  I'm sure others would be interested in seeing that.  Myself, I'm just curious what his birthday is.  I'm guessing its 1 Granite something based on what you've described, and he just happens to be a highly skilled non-historical migrant.
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Awessum Possum

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Re: The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« Reply #2 on: September 23, 2012, 10:56:01 pm »
Quote from: krenshala on September 23, 2012, 10:44:59 pm
Out of curiosity, can you post a screenshot of his thoughts screen?  I'm sure others would be interested in seeing that.  Myself, I'm just curious what his birthday is.  I'm guessing its 1 Granite something based on what you've described, and he just happens to be a highly skilled non-historical migrant.

Ah yup 1st of Granite that'd be it. Strange that doesn't even have gods though.
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because everyone here is OCD and ADHD, and then complain when their dwarfs act similarly in game.
Quote from: Elf Lover on January 04, 2012, 03:32:55 pm
@I used to be an axelord like you, until I took a (+bronze bolt+) to the upper leg, chipping the bone through the *copper leggings*!@

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Re: The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« Reply #3 on: September 23, 2012, 11:10:14 pm »
Could he be a deity?
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Re: The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« Reply #4 on: September 23, 2012, 11:13:19 pm »
Curiosity: is your game set to "cull unimportant historical figures?" I don't know if that would effect him not having any family or not.
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Re: The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« Reply #5 on: September 24, 2012, 12:58:25 am »
Sounds like a vampire. That could lead to ultimate !!FUN!!
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Re: The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2012, 01:05:07 am »
Quote from: They Got Leader on September 24, 2012, 12:58:25 am
Sounds like a vampire. That could lead to ultimate !!FUN!!
He got thirsty, that rules him out.

I;m guessing just a regular migrant.
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Re: The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2012, 05:22:07 am »
With that title, I thought you were discussing Morul!
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Re: The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« Reply #8 on: September 24, 2012, 05:53:17 am »
Quote from: parlor_tricks on September 24, 2012, 05:22:07 am
With that title, I thought you were discussing Morul!

Excited: you can still turn him into Morul.
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Re: The most interesting dwarf in the world.
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2012, 01:15:33 pm »
Quote from: Awessum Possum on September 23, 2012, 10:39:35 pm
Has anyone else had a migrant like this? I'm considering making him my sheriff and giving him a full set of clothes made out of batman leather.
Check his legends. This Dwarf has a tale to tell.
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