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[BFEL]

This is the new sister thread to the Diamond Megabeast thread.
In that thread you make the toughest monster imaginable.
Here you make the wimpiest.

The rules are simple.
1.The "winner" is the creature that loses the most/hardest
2.Any creature that dies on its own i.e. melts at room temperature is disqualified
3.The creature must have SOME form of defense/offense, it is intended to be horribly underpowered, but it needs to stand SOME chance of victory.

If you can follow these three simple rules (and any that get retconned in) then YOU WIN....BY LOSING
And as everyone knows, LOSING IS FUN!!!!!!

[NRN_R_Sumo1]

welp, time to make snails

[GoombaGeek]

Really tiny kittens with gaseous syndrome-causing blood. When they lose, they win!

[IndigoFenix]

What is your definition of 'has some kind of defense'?

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[CREATURE:DROPLET_MW]
[DESCRIPTION:A tiny drop of water.]
[NAME:droplet:droplets:droplet]
[CASTE_NAME:droplet:droplets:droplet]
[CREATURE_TILE:250][COLOR:7:0:1]
[NO_DIZZINESS]
[NO_DRINK]
[NO_EAT]
[NO_FEVERS]
[NOBREATHE]
[NOEMOTION]
[NOEXERT]
[NOFEAR]
[NONAUSEA]
[NOPAIN]
[NOSTUN]
[NOEMOTION]
[NOTHOUGHT]
[BODY:BASIC_1PARTBODY]
[FLIER]
[TISSUE:BODY]
[TISSUE_NAME:body:NP]
[TISSUE_MATERIAL:WATER:NONE]
[TISSUE_MAT_STATE:LIQUID]
[VASCULAR:0]
[STRUCTURAL]
[FUNCTIONAL]
[RELATIVE_THICKNESS:1]
[CONNECTS]
[TISSUE_SHAPE:LAYER]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:BODY]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:1]
[HOMEOTHERM:NONE]

I've seen these kill before, provided there's enough of them and the target creature is weak enough.

[Deon]

They are also unkillable.

[IndigoFenix]

They are also unkillable.

They are made entirely of water.  One hit kills them, single-part body or no.

[BFEL]

lol so far we have kittens with bad gas, snails, and droplets of water
This is shaping up fantastic...

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'll try something.

[Monk321654]

Count me in.

[RenoFox]

I think the diamond megabeast rule "must still be killable" can be extended here in form of "it must be able to win and survive a battle, even if its against another one of its kind".

[BFEL]

I think the diamond megabeast rule "must still be killable" can be extended here in form of "it must be able to win and survive a battle, even if its against another one of its kind".

lol thats kinda what the Has some form of attack/defense rule was intended to be, but adding anyway