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Tsuchigumo550

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I stopped failing at Adventure Mode!
« on: August 07, 2012, 07:35:02 pm »
I was playing around as a dwarf, and found myself a small castle-like building. I had no idea what I was doing, but after exploring an expansive underground and stranglemurdering a few gobbos, I came across a goblin overlord living right under some humans. I killed the lasher overlord, and went up to tell the "first romance" of this group. It so turns out he was like a priest, and apparently worshipped pregnancy. After leaving the one lady, one cult leader, and two children to a clean house (well, there were some corpses.) I left, found a giant farmers market next to a rectangular building. I looked around in there until I opened a door containing four of my own, pissed off kind, and a lot of loot. I died, unfortunately.

My next adventurer barely escapes with his life, but manages to kill a giant lion with it's own lair and the ability to silently tell me of slaying one person. He wears new <<gloves>>, but I forget what kind. Too bad there was no jewelry.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2012, 07:57:39 pm by Tsuchigumo550 »
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Re: I stopped failing at Adventure Mode!
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2012, 11:51:39 am »
That is the most amazing story... EVER...
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Re: I stopped failing at Adventure Mode!
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2012, 01:20:02 pm »
Amazing. Soon you'll be slaying megabeasts and crap! *sniff* They grow up so fast...and then you get all teary-eyed because they're accomplished psychopaths...
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Re: I stopped failing at Adventure Mode!
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2012, 06:57:23 am »
Here's me running aimlessly and then getting my head ripped off by an ambush *sad face*
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Re: I stopped failing at Adventure Mode!
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 11:47:57 pm »
Now all you have to do is expose some vampires to the public and watch them get mobbed by angry peasants!
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Re: I stopped failing at Adventure Mode!
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2012, 11:22:11 am »
Quote from: mastahcheese on August 22, 2012, 11:47:57 pm
Now all you have to do is expose some vampires to the public and watch them get mobbed by angry peasants!
Vampires are stupid...

"I am Numbnuts Murdernose the Salt of Pigeons, slayer of Urist McDeadhead, who is dead now! Prepare to die!"
"Urist McVampireSlayer, Human Child strikes Numbnuts Murdernose in the head with his iron dagger, shattering the skull and tearing the brain!"
"Numbnuts Murdernose, Human Vampire has been struck down!"
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Re: I stopped failing at Adventure Mode!
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2012, 03:32:48 pm »
Quote from: Smashness on August 23, 2012, 11:22:11 am
Quote from: mastahcheese on August 22, 2012, 11:47:57 pm
Now all you have to do is expose some vampires to the public and watch them get mobbed by angry peasants!
Vampires are stupid...

"I am Numbnuts Murdernose the Salt of Pigeons, slayer of Urist McDeadhead, who is dead now! Prepare to die!"
"Urist McVampireSlayer, Human Child strikes Numbnuts Murdernose in the head with his iron dagger, shattering the skull and tearing the brain!"
"Numbnuts Murdernose, Human Vampire has been struck down!"
I am so naming my next adventurer Numbnuts Murdernose now. That cracked me up good.
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