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Author Topic: You are standing on a box.  (Read 2824 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2012, 05:59:35 pm »

STAND ON SELF

DELIVER GLORIOUS SPEECH TO ASSORTED PUBLIC
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Tack

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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #16 on: August 22, 2012, 04:13:02 am »

You attempt to stand on yourself, but you realize you are on your back...
And you can't get up.
You attempt to deliver your most glorious speech.
"Help".
But then you realize you have no mouth, or voice-box. So you sit. In silent shame.
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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

Xantalos

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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #17 on: August 22, 2012, 06:07:22 am »

Mentally attract imaginative 6-year old to imbue us with powers that are transmogrifical in nature.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Xeron

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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2012, 07:40:41 am »

Inject said 6-year old with cyanide
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Ah, the spoils of pasting one self's face onto women's bodies...

Vorthon

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Re: You are standing on a box.
« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2012, 11:22:30 am »

Become the rainbow cat, use box as protective shell.
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