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[Gotdamnmiracle]

PTW.

[King DZA]

"Tremble, fool! Before you stands an alchemist of the highest calibre! Now help me finish making my distaff before I turn you to stone!!"

[wer6]

you  muster up a voice so powerful that it would probably knock down a elephant! " HELP ME FINISH MY DISTAFF FOOL BEFORE I TURN YE INTO STONE!" however you don't know how to turn him into stone you need some Medusa eyes if your gonna do anything as powerful as that.

the man makes a ignorant sigh ((lul)) and says "psshhh only the Medusa can do such  thing"

[GreatWyrmGold]

Apologize and warn him about out multiple personality disorder.
"That's not what it's called! Then what is it called? Fractured something-or-other..."

[King DZA]

We're an alchemist, goddamn it! Now come up with some alchemic mumbo jumbo to turn that man's skin to stone!

[wer6]

you do have somthing better: when you were at your apothecary you were brewing up a potion that can cause rather bizzard affects that are mostly bad there can be a good affect or too. ((2 rolls injection and effect)) do you want too take the risk and splash this potion onto his skin or do you use a needle (needle is better but more risky)? what do you do oh wise alcemist?

[wer6]

umm...any thoughts on this?

[GreatWyrmGold]

Drink it!
That counts as contact, and should have other neat side effects!

[wer6]

[you drank a poision and got a 1 ] you drink the potion that chould be used to assassinate random arse holes as you drink it you feel. burning feeling in your stomach... OH GOD IT BUUURRRNNNSSSS- you literary  exploded in gore suffice to say  you took out the whole village.now i suggest  not drinking potions that are for assassinating arse holes.

would you like to restart?-

[GreatWyrmGold]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAetc

Restart at last save!

[wer6]

umm...perma death?

i am that cruel make your char again  i am gonna change the name of the  thread to fit it more accurately

[wer6]

also because of your sore death you get a new way to the philosophers islands: air ship crash

you are a avid pilot, you flew the skys... untill you somehow hit a floating island with your ship, the I.S.S titanic ( lul ) all you have left is your trusty engineering kit for the odd repair and  your knowledge of  airships and  the skys. ( there are mutiple ways of getting on the island )