As I walk through the chasm where I harvest my grain
I take a look at the walls and see they are very plain
The sheer idiodicy gives me a bad thought
And now I'm sitting in jail because of that milker I fought.
It's the 21st of slate and I'm mining the rock,
Urist milking the pigs and Bomrek lookin' for socks, fool
And I've been minin' and craftin' so long that
Even Armok thinks that my mind is gone.
I'm a dwarf of the rock, I'm Into disipline
I've got a hammer in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I hammer all these fools, and you jail yours
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 999.
We've been spending most our lives, livin' in a Dwarven paradise
I've made cheese once or twice, livin' in a Dwarven paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice, living in a Dwarven paradise
We sell mugs at discount price, living in a Dwarven paradise
A Kobold thief stabbed me in the shoulder last week
I threw his scaly ass off the mountain peak
And as his spine sailed off in an arc
I admired the pretty feathers on a passing lark.
I've punched an elf, you know he deserved it
An elf without a 'tude, that's unheard of
I never wear a hat, but I got some nice socks
And those goobo's agree I look good in black, fool.
If you come here you will be moved to tears
We haven't had a migrant in 300 years.
But we aren't that short, don't point and stare
We're just vertilogically impared.
It's raining blood outside, living in a dwarven paradise
Look out urist has a knife, livin' in a Dwarven paradise
The carp thirst for life, living in a dwarven paradise
Oh god don't break that ice, living in a Dwarven paradise
Loading up the shotty, Goin' to see my mother
Raised a still today, gonna do another
Think you're dwarven? Think you have magma at heart?
Well I know i'm a million times better than thou art.
I'm the drunkest guy the little urist's like,
Gulping booze down day and night, to send me to the afterlife
So don't be an elf, and don't be whiny
Or i'll take this slade hammer and get medival on your hiney.
We've been killin' skelks outside, livin' in a dwarven paradise
We don't need no stinking light, livin' in a dwarven paradise
We know why we fear the night, livin' in a dwarven paradise
All goblins will fear our might, livin' in a dwarven paradise.