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[Corai]

Well my current fort belongs to a dwarf civ with a goblin king. I still get ambushed and sieged by goblins.

I'm thinking of declaring independence.

How do you plan to do that?

[Wrex]

Does this fort still receive ambushes and sieges?

Yes. We are still sieged by a goblin civ. THe goblin king behaves in all aspects like a dwarf, besides being the least demanding noble ever. He is an ardent worshipper of dwarvern gods, for one.

[MrWillsauce]

THe goblin king behaves in all aspects like a dwarf, besides being the least demanding noble ever.

So nobles are worse than goblins. Why am I not surprised?

[Scruffy]

Gobbos are just less hairy and non-alcoholic dwarves with a better tolerance to the sun. (and green skin. A bit like potatoes since they too turn green if they grow in sunlight instead of in the dirt.)
Both are short, violent and not exactly the brightest races around when it comes to darwinian selection.

Tell a goblin to stop shaving for a few years and drive it to melancholic alcohol addiction and it could live among the dwarves without anyone noticing.

[MrWillsauce]

When I read the description of the King I thought he was a very honest vampire before I noticed the green skin and purple hair.

[WealthyRadish]

Looks like his last goblin civ was prom, which should should have a city being conquered if you check legends mode. I think you can chain him up somewhere, which would be rather useful.