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Author Topic: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!  (Read 1757 times)

grimman007

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Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« on: July 14, 2012, 08:14:45 pm »

... But what was the Fatality Urist performed?
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Re: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2012, 08:26:53 pm »

A.) He disembowled his opponent with his bare hands and strangled it with its own entrails.

B.) Beat its head in with said crossbow.

C.) Tore the skull out of its head and tossed it away laughing.

King DZA

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Re: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2012, 08:42:57 pm »

The spinning ☼Blade Hat☼ strikes the combatant in the head and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The combatant has been struck down.

Mr Frog

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Re: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2012, 10:25:23 pm »

Pull the Lever
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A great human twisted into humanoid form. It has an emaciated appearance and it squirms and fidgets. Beware its bronyism!

Spawn of Holistic, and other mods

My tileset. Because someone asked. (Now with installation instructions!)
I so want your spawn babies

Corai

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Re: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2012, 10:28:35 pm »

Urist makes a gesture.

The cave dragon shudders and begins to move.
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Xerillum

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Re: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2012, 11:21:30 pm »

Urist punched the combatant in the head, bruising the muscle, jamming the skull through the brain, and tearing the brain.
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Exlo

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Re: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2012, 02:35:09 am »

You tighten the grip on the Sasquatch with your something leather turban!
The Sasquatch suffocates!
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Clearly, this represents six side-by-side wheelbarrows, as indicated by the right half of the icon.  The left half indicates they are carrying babies with hats in these wheelbarrows.

Presumably, they are lining up to dump them into the baby furnaces.

miauw62

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Re: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2012, 10:42:40 am »

The spinning water laced with water strikes the combatant in the head, brusing the muscle, jamming the skull trough the brain and tearing the brain!
Combatant has been struck down!
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Re: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2012, 02:08:51 pm »

Since when did any dwarf win anything or inflict a fatality on anyone except themselves?
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But others might prefer to have the mess contained behind windows to avoid tracking blood all over the their nice, color coordinated floor patterns. Kind of the Ozzy Osborne vs. Martha Stewart debate.

grimman007

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Re: Urist Wins! Flawless Victory! FATALITY!
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2012, 02:18:18 pm »

Since when did any dwarf win anything or inflict a fatality on anyone except themselves?
Since Deathgate. And it's usually giant sponges/carp/elephants/GCS inflicting the fatalities.
Oh! Hara-Kiri: Urist channels out the floor, and falls to his doom because there was a small cave where he was digging.
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Urist's Mod! Spawnable NPCs include bogeymen, bronze colossi and a random Forgotten Beast, generated on the fly and animated for your vomit.  Also magma.