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[Lillipad]

Just a heads up. I went and got one half of a Coldplay song stuck in my head, and I feel incredibly violated because of it. The next update may end up being a pretty hard sell whenever I decide to write one up.

[Lillipad]

Case One Part Two Part One

The 'fro reveals unto Funkless the Divine Cane of Love. A cane so exotically beautiful that one cannot even begin to describe it. It is made of pure, unadulterated mahogany, within it is a concealed knife and rifle only you know how to access. The pommel of the knife is a fine crystal valued at over ten times what you need to know. And to top it all off, the cane is imbued with so much Love that its very existence outside your 'fro decreases the divorce rate a little bit every day.
While you wait on Friendy to arrive, you casually dial up Wifey on your own cellular phone apparatus and wait with Righteous Funk as she answers. "Hello, who is this?" Who are you? Who are you?! You've answered that question a dozen times over, and don't even bother with a response. 'I have your lover bound and gagged in the dungeon. Should you want him back, you'd best get on down here to his house, or he'll never go back.' It's clear she doesn't know how to respond to such a threat, but a few minutes later you are greeted to a profound "Whuh?" before ending the call.

[Araph]

Prepare to spread the love between two very confused people and one rage-filled person. Make sure you're prepared to defend yourself from Friendly and the police that may arrive with Wifey.