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Circusdawg

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Goblins
« on: July 18, 2012, 03:15:45 pm »
I am having a siege no wall a small moat and the goblins are just crowding around the bridge like dopes because their leader died whats the dumbest thing goblins have done to you
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Sprin

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Re: Goblins
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 07:08:55 pm »
LIVED!!!
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DavionFuxa

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Re: Goblins
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 07:29:04 pm »
Camped around when I was planning to dig into hell and bring Demons to the surface.
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Hanslanda

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Re: Goblins
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 11:04:30 pm »
Goblin peon #7652: Look milord, they closed the gate! We can't cross that moat!
Goblin Warlord: Hmm. But look, they foolishly left that side tunnel open! No way its a trap! EVERYONE! INTO THE SIDE TUNNEL!
Goblin peon #7652: I... I uh. Can't find my squad leader. I'll just wait here.
*Sound of entire siege being made into hamburger meat*
Goblin peon #7652  #1: Yeah... I'm going home.
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misko27

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Re: Goblins
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 11:49:47 pm »
"Well, We  better stay here, rules say we can't stray from the leader. Ow, sharp thing up my ass. x500"
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Mr Frog

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Re: Goblins
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2012, 01:39:37 am »
:D: Hey, guys! Let's go through this narrow, squiggly tunnel floored entirely by openable hatches. It's shorter.
:o :-\ :( :-[ ???: Sure! Yaay, shortcuts!
:D: Okay!
:D: Tumdiedoo, gonna kill us some dwarves ♪
^ : click
:o :-\ :( :-[ ???: AAAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH
:D: Look, guys! There's the fort entrance! ...Guys? ...Where'd you all go? Eh, doesn't matter! I can take those ten speardwarves easy!

Minutes later...

:): Hey, guys! Let's go through this narrow, squiggly tunnel floored entirely by openable hatches. It's shorter.
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