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noobnubcakes

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"Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« on: June 25, 2012, 06:27:41 pm »
A thief recently came into my fortress so I sent my my small military at it.

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but it wasn't any normal thief no no no this is a Zombie thief.

Silly wordgen.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 08:59:43 pm by noobnubcakes »
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To this day the elven warrior castes hunt the enemies of nature for the purpouse of bringing back slain intelligent beings for consumption by their leaders and generals, for the good of nature and the survival of elvenkind.

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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2012, 06:31:37 pm »
He really will try to steal your brains, eh?
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Corai

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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2012, 06:33:14 pm »
Zombie kobold thief.






I want that as my military commander.
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noobnubcakes

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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2012, 07:00:37 pm »
Fortunately it left without any damage but then a "silly" tantrum spiral and some troglodytes came in and
 I digged a little hole in my close to fortress volcano with beautiful redish orange liquid inside.
After most of them died migrants came so I put the children in a burrow near the beautiful orange liquid and made my migrant dwarves smooth and engrave the volcano for more migrants but I left 1 space for a fortifaction in the smooth rock that you
could say "killed" another dwarf.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2012, 07:05:00 pm by noobnubcakes »
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Quote from: Replica on July 16, 2012, 04:48:41 pm
To this day the elven warrior castes hunt the enemies of nature for the purpouse of bringing back slain intelligent beings for consumption by their leaders and generals, for the good of nature and the survival of elvenkind.

And that is the story of how napalm was invented.

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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2012, 08:05:57 pm »
Isn't this uh, that Corrosion mod by the looks of it?
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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2012, 01:34:21 pm »
Quote from: Corai on June 25, 2012, 06:33:14 pm
I want that as my military commander.

Since when is giving command to a zombie a good idea?
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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2012, 05:30:01 pm »
Sounds fun to me.
If anyone manages to promote a zombified creature to management/upper military, post it FOR SCIENCE!!!
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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2012, 05:27:27 pm »
It turned out that the goblin thief was from a necromancer civ instead of a goblin one.
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Quote from: Replica on July 16, 2012, 04:48:41 pm
To this day the elven warrior castes hunt the enemies of nature for the purpouse of bringing back slain intelligent beings for consumption by their leaders and generals, for the good of nature and the survival of elvenkind.

And that is the story of how napalm was invented.

tahujdt

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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2012, 07:06:14 pm »
Quote from: noobnubcakes on July 03, 2012, 05:27:27 pm
It turned out that the goblin thief was from a necromancer civ instead of a goblin one.

Funky.

And now, It's time to play "Bug or Feature"! Today, we will discuss the implications of thieves made into zombies.  Noobnubcakes, you go first. Is it a bug, or a feature?
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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2012, 06:21:12 pm »
a kobold can die as any other creature, and as any other creature they can be brought back as a zombie, and as with any other zombie they keep the original creature abilities, it works within the system set out, I would say it's a feature, now if it was intended as a feature or not... =D


Just to clarify, the (kobold) zombie thief came ambushing like a normal kobold thief until it was revealed?
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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2012, 07:22:25 pm »
What I'm wondering is what happens in worldgen when an animated gobbo thief steals a baby. What happens? Does he bring it to the tower? To his original dark fortress? So many questions!
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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2012, 11:32:44 pm »
I remember that kobolds prefer evil biomes? So there should be a big chance to have zombie kobolds if there are kobolds in the world?
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Re: "Interesting" thief invades my fortress
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2012, 06:56:42 pm »
Time to lock this, I used genesis mod so it doesn't apply here.
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Quote from: Replica on July 16, 2012, 04:48:41 pm
To this day the elven warrior castes hunt the enemies of nature for the purpouse of bringing back slain intelligent beings for consumption by their leaders and generals, for the good of nature and the survival of elvenkind.

And that is the story of how napalm was invented.