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[bobboy555]

Project "Abbey of Cats" is a project started by the king of Dwarfkind to select 7 random members of society and send them into some Armok-forsaken wilderness to build a fortress by whatever means, the mountainhomes were getting cramped and dwarves complaining. The farms weren't producing enough plump helmets and the food stockpile was full of miasma because some dwarf forgot to haul the corpses of 12000 rats into the refuse pile.

Urist Bistīklanlar (Hairybird), a clothier miner has volunteered to lead the expedition.

First things first. Hey Bay12, I'm *somewhat* new, although I lurked here for a *somewhat* long time. I'm bored and have too much time on my hands, so I started this.
Basically, once the fort is up and running I will carry out actions on behalf of the dwarves, these will be decided by majority vote. I also inflict some random hardship/fun on the dwarves of the fortress. Not really roleplay, just expect stupid stuff to go on. Please strive to murder my dwarves in the most dwarfly and !!SCIENTIFIC!! way possible. Also cats.

But first, we need dwarves! I need you to create a dwarf to die help build the fortress.

Name - (Use this: http://daisyct.org/daniel/EnglishDwarfDictionary.html)
Profession -
Gender -
Likes/dislikes -

Embark location? You choose! Frozen/Temperate/Hot  Evil/Normal/Good  Barren/Thin Trees/Forested  Barren/Little plant life/Thick vegetation  Aquifer/No Aquifer  No river/Brook/Stream/River

Also, You need to decide what gear, food, and delicious alcoholic beverages to sacrifice send the dwarves with.
The expedition gets funded 200 Dorfbucks
Wagon + 2 Horses(1m 1f) - FREE
Barrel with 10 urists³ of food - 5 Dorfbucks
Barrel with 10 urists³ of drink - 5 Dorfbucks
Copper tool/weapon - 5 Dorfbucks
Iron tool/weapon - 10 Dorfbucks
Steel tool/weapon - 20 Dorfbucks
1 bag of 20 seeds (plant of choice) - 10 Dorfbucks
Small animal - 5 Dorfbucks
Large animal - 15 Dorfbucks
Dogs (Hunting or war) - 10 Dorfbucks

To clarify, each turn, a dwarf consumes 4 urist³ of food and alcohol. A turn takes up two week (4 weeks/month).

DWARF LIST
Urist Bistīklanlar - Miner
Thob Cuborgoden - Macedwarf
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MIGRANT ROSTER
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When the roster is full, the next season change brings a wave into the roster. An insane lunatic A player may submit as many dorfs as they want but only may have 2 in the roster at a time.

Also the group of dwarves is named "The Cats of Cuddling"

FORTRESS STATS
Name - The Abbey of Cats
Dorfs - None yet
Food - N/A
Drink - N/A
Wealth - N/A

Items currently stocked:
1 GCS - 15 Db
1 Copper morningstar - 5Db
2 barrels food - 10Db
2 Barrels Booze - 10Db

Dorfbucks remaining: 160

[Urist McDwarfFortress]

Name - Thob Cuborgoden
Profession - Macedwarf
Gender - Male
Likes - Morningstars, diamonds, giant cave spiders (both as pets and as food), dwarven rum
Dislikes - Elves, mosquitos, wood, water, being outdoors, fresh air, the color green (because it reminds him of being outdoors)

Embark location: hot, good, forest, thick vegetation, aquifer, and a river.

Items to bring along: Copper morningstar, pet GCS, two barrels full of GCS brains, two barrels full of dwarven rum.