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[Deedicla]

Those are really nice stories, but fenrif or kenrif or whatever your name is, can you keep your bs away please?

[Cthulhu]

What is it about SS13 that spawns such noisome threads?  This is a forum, not an imageboard, I will not write that way.

I've had a hannibal lecter game or two where I killed some people and then became a hideous security threat, constantly taunting and provoking the guards.  Finally one came in to put a gag on me and I almost killed him and escaped.  They tased me, dragged him off to the hospital, and then put me in a strait jacket, blindfolded me, gagged me, and buckled me into the bed.  That's bullshit, it's even worse than killing me.

My best traitor game ever I almost won.  I was the disease researcher, and since the disease lab is so isolated I was able to walk all the way to the mining station and murder my target with no one realizing I was gone.  My undoing?  I tossed him into space and he hit a meteor, so someone found him.  I never thought to stuff him in the furnace. 

[Scelly9]

I was once surrounded by several members of the cargo team, threatened with grievous harm, and pushed to the floor for not showing up to work on time and generally sucking at my job. I fought back, and was beaten badly. A random cleanbot came in and dragged me to the infirmary, they fixed me up and I planned revenge. I had a friend come in and help, we hid in maintenance in the cargo bay. I almost got him with a rolling pin, but security interrupted asking me to come and testify. I spent about 20 minutes in jail, but was eventually acquitted of the charges. That was a fun round, even if I wasn't a traitor.

[Deedicla]

I'll PM Toady One to close down this thread since you're not really following the format.

[Scelly9]

You can lock it if you prefer. Sorry for not following the format, but it reminds me too much of 4chan. I used to be there a lot, it was not fun.