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[Garath]

I don't think you should take that comment as criticism. This is the place where the mer-baby bone mill was designed, after all. We have, as a community, engineered the harvesting of sentient creatures for profit.

Oh I absolutely didn't take it as criticsm. I hope it did not come off that way I meant my response to be more a meditation I guess. As in, I wish there were a different way to deal with it and its sad lol

I understood you

The Humane solution is to put them out of their misery.

But these are not pink skins!  What would the dwarfane solution be?  Add to their misery?

magma has to be involved. The burning of their beards is an offering to Urist, God of the Urists.

[Triaxx2]

Send them into the caverns for the good of dorf kind.

[greycat]

But these are not pink skins!  What would the dwarfane solution be?

Hit it with a hammer.  And then get drunk.

[Garath]

But these are not pink skins!  What would the dwarfane solution be?

Hit it with a hammer.  And then get drunk.

I think I vote for pickaxe.

[knutor]

Dwarfane Solution #1

Hit with a pickaxe
Drink
Hit with the pickaxe handle
Drink, again
Slap with beard
Drink, some more
Slap with a wet beard
Drink til intoxicated
Fall down
Pass out and drool miserably upon