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[Monk321654]

Dear god, why do I always find myself reading the strangest threads? Combining "lesbian" and "horse" in a thread's title is like writing an advertisement for the most hilarious movie ever. Hell, it could be a porno, involving female horses mounting each other and wondering why it isn't working. And I'd watch it, and laugh at them.
I need brain bleach after contemplating that, though.

I remember that particular thread as well... Anyone else recall the insanity of the "Strangest Shit Ever" thread?

Riiiiight.
Phallic FBs run amok.

[gzoker]

In my last fort i had a giant dingo (female, i'm not sure about her sexuality) who gave birth too. I found it odd, as i only bought one from the hippies, and there was no other dingo on the map. Then the kobloids ambushed, and killed the whole family.

[caddybear]

Maybe they adopted the foal? WHAT? What do you mean they can't? Surely the dwarves don't oppose gay rights? MONSTERS

[Helgoland]

I believe it was her lover that she punished   

*Grumble, grumble. Political correctness... Grumble, Grumble.*

Also, this.

[Eric Blank]

I believe it was her lover that she punished   

Whom she promptly married. I think...

[slink]

Has anyone read the second book of The Holdfast Chronicles?  It portrays a tribe of horse-herding lesbian women who had been genetically tailored to give birth by parthenogenosis, but only after it was triggered by mating with a stallion.  Just thought I'd add that to the mayhem in this thread.   

[Finn]

Has anyone read the second book of The Holdfast Chronicles?  It portrays a tribe of horse-herding lesbian women who had been genetically tailored to give birth by parthenogenosis, but only after it was triggered by mating with a stallion.  Just thought I'd add that to the mayhem in this thread.   

When does THAT get on HBO?

[Corai]

Has anyone read the second book of The Holdfast Chronicles?  It portrays a tribe of horse-herding lesbian women who had been genetically tailored to give birth by parthenogenosis, but only after it was triggered by mating with a stallion.  Just thought I'd add that to the mayhem in this thread.   

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NEVER UNSEE.

[misko27]

Has anyone read the second book of The Holdfast Chronicles?  It portrays a tribe of horse-herding lesbian women who had been genetically tailored to give birth by parthenogenosis, but only after it was triggered by mating with a stallion.  Just thought I'd add that to the mayhem in this thread.   

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... Seriously? Seriously? I have no words for that.
Out of Curiosity, Is it possible to mod dwarves into breeding parthogenetically? I presume so. I demand that someone mod all sugestions of this thread into one particularaly sick mod

Now, I'm going to go rule my fort of manically depressed alcholic midgets, and try to pretend I didn't hear that, or say that.

[Loud Whispers]

Does anyone else remember that thread about the Captain of the guard who err... Punished her husband?

I'm rather new here, so... no?
I've done a quick search, but not really turned anything up and now my curiosity is piqued, you maybe have a link?

I don't have a link of it.

Maybe someone else does..

[Mistercheif]

Dear god, why do I always find myself reading the strangest threads? Combining "lesbian" and "horse" in a thread's title is like writing an advertisement for the most hilarious movie ever. Hell, it could be a porno, involving female horses mounting each other and wondering why it isn't working. And I'd watch it, and laugh at them.
I need brain bleach after contemplating that, though.

I remember that particular thread as well... Anyone else recall the insanity of the "Strangest Shit Ever" thread?

Riiiiight.
Phallic FBs run amok.

Honestly, I'm surprised that thread lasted so long.  It takes a lot for the topic of a thread to become derailing the thread...\

Also, I'm pretty sure this thread is weirder than SSE now...

[Dragor23]

Found out, that my horses are not lesbians, but whores.


They sporing with everyone, even with their sons.

Weird. I have a redneck family outside my fortress, grazin' gras 'n' shit and kickin' goblin skulls in.

[Monk321654]

Found out, that my horses are not lesbians, but whores.


They sporing with everyone, even with their sons.

Weird. I have a redneck family outside my fortress, grazin' gras 'n' shit and kickin' goblin skulls in.

Back woods, Motherfucker.
I ever tell you 'bout my buddy Kieth?

[Dragor23]

Found out, that my horses are not lesbians, but whores.


They sporing with everyone, even with their sons.

Weird. I have a redneck family outside my fortress, grazin' gras 'n' shit and kickin' goblin skulls in.

Back woods, Motherfucker.
I ever tell you 'bout my buddy Kieth?

Naw, man, tell me about 'em.

[Monk321654]

Found out, that my horses are not lesbians, but whores.


They sporing with everyone, even with their sons.

Weird. I have a redneck family outside my fortress, grazin' gras 'n' shit and kickin' goblin skulls in.

Back woods, Motherfucker.
I ever tell you 'bout my buddy Kieth?

Naw, man, tell me about 'em.

Well one time me an' my buddy Kieth tried to make a barbeque. Now, we didn't have no cow meat, or yak meat, or shit like that. So Kieth says we should go out behind the house, maybe find some squirrels or somethin'. So we go back there, lookin' around for about half an hour. And then we find this cat. Now, it ain't got a name tag er nothin', so we figure, hey, whatever works. Turns out it was our neighbors cat, lost it's tag in the woods or some shit. $500 dollar fine from the court. Hoo boy.