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[Tabbyman]

It's like we are all 5 years old again, but with the body and mind of a middle aged madman.

A five year old has a parent to tell him/her to clean his/her room.

A 26 year old has a fortune cookie.

And how did you know I was a madman? Do I wear my (twisted) mind on my sleeve or something?

[Hanslanda]

that because you guys have been treating them hoes like people!*

Caught me red handed!

Well, being Mr Nice Guy with Miss I Can't Have Just One wasn't a good idea. I actually thought she was sorry and uhhh capable of changing. Oops!

Capable of covering up her actions more easily. That's another thing, if you see red flags don't say anything about them. You'll never catch her red-handed if you let her know what evidence she's leaving behind.

Excessive niceness is a weakness against immoral manipulators.

I'm saving that nice guy BS until I can figure out what kind of woman I'm looking at. (edit for profanity)

PS: I think this is sort of on topic, since the fortune cookie could have been telling me to find a new lady. If it was, it doesn't effing know what it's talking about.

If the fortune cookie were reminding me that I've been meaning to clean my room for ages though, then perhaps it's onto something...

Ah, Tabbyman, that happened to you too?
That sucks, dude.

I had a bunch of things written here, but it was way too much. I don't do well with cheating and such. Let's just leave it at that.

[GalenEvil]

I tried the "Mr. Niceguy trying to get into relationship instead of just into her pants" thing. That didn't work out too well. She was fine as long as I didn't try to make it into a relationship thing...though that could have something to do with a specific piece of jewelry she had on her finger though >.> Found out a bit late for it to really matter though. In for a penny, in for a pound.

[Remalle]

This thread keeps popping up in my unread replies list and I keep clicking, expecting fortune cookie hilarity, only to be disturbed by what's actually being discussed.

[GalenEvil]

I'm sorry Remalle for my disturbing post. I will try to eat moar fortune cookie bearing foodstuffs soon!

[Tabbyman]

This thread keeps popping up in my unread replies list and I keep clicking, expecting fortune cookie hilarity, only to be disturbed by what's actually being discussed.

Aw sorry dude.

Derailed eh?

Well then! I ate the other two fortune cookies. One of them told me "Pleasures await you by the seashore."

I've had plans to move to the coast for a while... The fortune cookie reminds me. Maybe it's tied in with the procrastination, because I'm putting it off until next year's tax returns.

I know it's not hilarity but at least it's a fortune cookie.

[Hanslanda]

You lucky numbers are 2 6 66 79 54 and 12.
Wait, what? 

[Tabbyman]

2 6 66 79 54 and 12

You wouldn't happen to be the antichrist would you?

[Hanslanda]

*Lights pipe* That is a question for December, my friend.