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Author Topic: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs  (Read 5560 times)

Sus

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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2012, 01:20:48 am »

Verily, I've never seen so many jokes fall flat.
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #16 on: June 09, 2012, 02:10:50 am »

Well, this is a heavy discussion.
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #17 on: June 09, 2012, 12:42:00 pm »

Someone step in and curb these puns - waiting for the next lot, the suspension is killing me.
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #18 on: June 09, 2012, 02:31:25 pm »

I'm sure we could lever in a few more puns.

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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #19 on: June 09, 2012, 03:47:43 pm »

I simply cannot stand withdrawl of the puns! Loud Whispers, send us flying away with the sheer smashing power of your puns!
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2012, 12:05:57 pm »

You guys do realize that highlighting relevant words doesn't actually lend your puns any more thickness, right?
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2012, 05:45:52 pm »

You guys do realize that highlighting relevant words doesn't actually lend your puns any more thickness, right?

Considering the topic I don't find it surprising that they're lacking in thickness; they're the arched enemy of any depth.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2012, 05:57:44 pm by vidboi »
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2012, 01:18:12 am »

The humour of this forum is smashing.
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« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2012, 01:56:24 am »

You guys do realize that highlighting relevant words doesn't actually lend your puns any more thickness, right?

I just do it so people know what words are meant to be my horrible puns.

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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2012, 08:54:20 pm »

I'm crushed to see this thread fall flat...
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2012, 09:33:14 pm »

You guys do realize that highlighting relevant words doesn't actually lend your puns any more thickness, right?

I just do it so people know what words are meant to be my horrible puns.

Yeah, but it makes it royally unfunny.
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #26 on: June 12, 2012, 01:17:16 am »

Ouch, what a crushing put-down.
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #27 on: June 12, 2012, 09:43:40 am »

I came in when this thread was already two pages long. Can I get the abridged version?
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Re: Awkward Moment When You Atom-Smash The Queen Of The Dwarfs
« Reply #28 on: June 12, 2012, 11:19:38 am »

Rename it Royal Atom Smasher?
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