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[Tibbz2]

Love this thread!

Not many of my friends know DF, I think maybe 2 max, the ones I just tell them random stories/do a live commentary of my game down Skype :p    One of them doesn't really take an interest, the other likes it and he wants me to show him how to play because he cba with the tutorials on youtube 

[somebody64]

your wife need to play herself, she'll soon realize what must be done, and then shell be drowning elves.

[Vodrilus]

your wife need to play herself, she'll soon realize what must be done, and then shell be drowning elves.

I can't possibly imagine my wife playing DF. She's such a sensible person. (She isn't given to flights of fancy.)
Also, she doesn't like complicated games. I guess opposites attract each other... 

[ThatAussieGuy]

"A kitten powered shotgun?"

"Nah, between the zombies and general mayhem the cats didn't really breed enough to start up any kind of real kitten-bullet industry."

"...No.... See.... I meant a shotgun, with a kitten working the mechanisms."

"...Oh."

Now that's just silly - animal movement is random, so you'd never get a consistent firing rate.  But if you load a minecart with x number of kittens each time, you'll get regular results in terms of damage inflicted.  Far more sensible, if you ask me.

[weenog]

Kittens are more suited to rifles, anyway.

[NW_Kohaku]

Kittens are more suited to rifles, anyway.

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[UristMcDwarf]

Me: And these are the farming operations, and here's the room where the elves and goblins are melted.
Mom: how do you even play this