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eltheon

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« on: April 30, 2012, 05:51:24 am »

so, other than me who has intresting and well thought out ways to kill someone? or a group of someone's? iv devolped one such idea if your a marks-enter race here- just sink some swimming points in go find a river and lure a target to it when they try and follow you they get to spin the wonderful wheel of misfortune for thier death, i come to this idea by seeing almost no one can swim. :D

have a awsome and otherwise un-needed means to kill someone or just a strategy? list it here ....
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Re: kills
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2012, 01:30:03 pm »

I used to just strangle opponents until they fell unconscious, and then slash their throats open. Probably the dwarfiest thing I've gotten an adventurer to do was disembowel a king, pull out his intestines and then beat him to death with them. I usually play the game super serious dark fantasy no-fun-allowed mode, so I don't do the silly cheese stuff like throwing vomit at my enemies until their heads are torn off, or beating someone to death with a beaver's corpse.
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« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2012, 03:37:23 pm »

I used to just strangle opponents until they fell unconscious, and then slash their throats open. Probably the dwarfiest thing I've gotten an adventurer to do was disembowel a king, pull out his intestines and then beat him to death with them. I usually play the game super serious dark fantasy no-fun-allowed mode, so I don't do the silly cheese stuff like throwing vomit at my enemies until their heads are torn off, or beating someone to death with a beaver's corpse.
right thats why you use a dragon corpse :D
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Re: kills
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2012, 04:24:34 pm »

1. Unarmed combat.
2. Disarm.
3. Dis-armour. Nekked time.
4. Bone breaking optional.
5. Use novelty item to inflict killing blow.

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Re: kills
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2012, 07:37:45 pm »

Bonus points if the novelty item is a body part belonging to them. Double bonus points if it belongs to you.
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Re: kills
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2012, 08:09:21 pm »

Triple bonus if the part is still attached to him.
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« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2012, 08:16:47 pm »

ULTRA-DWARVENLY BONUS if its slade.
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Re: kills
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2012, 08:34:18 pm »

Only allowed to make kills by throwing small animals that are still alive. Try it!
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2012, 12:20:23 am »

If I ever needed something dead, I make it chase me to where a Neon Genesis Angel that I modded in is hiding.
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