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Author Topic: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman  (Read 4251 times)

Magmodeus

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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2012, 12:04:08 am »
You now realize that the dwarf's body is the axe and not the axe itself.
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RAKninja

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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2012, 12:47:03 am »
Quote from: Magmodeus on April 29, 2012, 12:04:08 am
You now realize that the dwarf's body is the axe and not the axe itself.
dwarven zen.
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2012, 01:00:49 am »
A reoccurring theme is the sheep wool hood. Sheep wool hoods seem to be impenetrable by bronze bladed weapons. !!SCIENCE!! is called for.
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Magmodeus

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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2012, 01:09:24 am »
Quote from: RAKninja on April 29, 2012, 12:47:03 am
Quote from: Magmodeus on April 29, 2012, 12:04:08 am
You now realize that the dwarf's body is the axe and not the axe itself.
dwarven zen.
It's more like The Way of the Beard.

Urist McAcolyte: Sensei, teach me how to wield an axe
Urist McSensei: Hold it, then proceed to bite, kick, punch, and wrestle the enemy.

Urist McAcolyte: What about using shields?
Urist McSensei: Grab an infant.
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2012, 03:17:55 pm »
Try using a normal axe.  You should be bisecting your enemies in no time.

Great axes aren't really all that great.
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Re: A fist > An axe in the hands of a legendary axeman
« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2012, 04:29:37 pm »
Very strange. I'm always able to drive my blade through an opponent's skull immediately when they are unconscious.
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