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Author Topic: Onúl Clapfountains, legendary baby meatshield.  (Read 4450 times)

psychologicalshock

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Re: Onúl Clapfountains, legendary baby meatshield.
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2012, 03:59:04 am »

I have a kid in my fort who strangled a badger as an infant in her mother's arm, but this is epic.
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Bralbaard

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Re: Onúl Clapfountains, legendary baby meatshield.
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2012, 05:54:18 am »

Nay, that would make the skies rain blood constantly, and in one fell punch the FB would not only have died, but exploded and covered every single tile in a 29,000 Urist radius in its blood.

The terrifying biome I'm in has so far not shown any unusual weather patterns. On the assumption that all terrifying biomes should have some freakish weather associated with it, I'm expecting blood rain any second now.
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terko

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Re: Onúl Clapfountains, legendary baby meatshield.
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2012, 05:56:45 am »

If babies are that badass, how comes that snatchers sometimes get away with them?

I wouldn't even touch such a lovely thing monster ...
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Re: Onúl Clapfountains, legendary baby meatshield.
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2012, 06:03:05 am »

Because the are happy to be freed.
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Re: Onúl Clapfountains, legendary baby meatshield.
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2012, 06:30:32 am »

And like backpacks, bags are a portal to the 3rd dimension.

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Re: Onúl Clapfountains, legendary baby meatshield.
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2012, 09:02:29 am »

Now I have the impression that dwarven babies are like nymphs of some insects - just tiny adults. They are born with full facial hair and can evidently punch hard enough to cause deep bruising while fresh out of the womb. This makes their inability to be assigned labors inexcusable.

Mod the game and draft this baby into the army! Before he grows out of it!
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Re: Onúl Clapfountains, legendary baby meatshield.
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2012, 01:23:01 pm »

IIRC, FBs cannot be necro'd.

I've read accounts where people have seen this happen.  Whether by evil biome or necromancer, I'm not sure.  I'm also not sure if it works on material based FBs or organic FBs only.
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Re: Onúl Clapfountains, legendary baby meatshield.
« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2012, 01:31:18 pm »

IIRC, FBs cannot be necro'd.

I've read accounts where people have seen this happen.  Whether by evil biome or necromancer, I'm not sure.  I'm also not sure if it works on material based FBs or organic FBs only.

Organic Titans have been confirmed with both evil interactions and necromancers
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