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Author Topic: You Are Singularity  (Read 1236 times)

Tsuchigumo550

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You Are Singularity
« on: April 25, 2012, 09:25:04 pm »

You wake up on a hard bed with a headache. You look around.
You are in a half-start hotel, hungry, and thirsty.
You have Enough liquor to get drunked up, a handgun, three bullets, some matches, a key.
There is no one near you.
There is a nearby window, and two doors. One leads to a bathroom, one presumably leads to the hotel's hallway.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: You Are Singularity
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2012, 09:30:36 pm »

Get drunk, start shooting.
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Re: You Are Singularity
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2012, 12:10:14 am »

I was expecting a singularity of the gravitational kind.
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LordBucket

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Re: You Are Singularity
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2012, 12:23:13 am »

Yeah, I don't get the reference in the thread title.

Anyway, I vote for: take a single gulp of liquor then go back to sleep

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Re: You Are Singularity
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2012, 12:47:16 am »

Begin work on your literary masterpiece - DEATH: DEAD AGAIN: ONE MORE TIME
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Re: You Are Singularity
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2012, 04:45:39 am »

Load the gun with the bullets.
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Re: You Are Singularity
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2012, 06:14:25 am »

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Re: You Are Singularity
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2012, 09:23:00 am »

Rip the bedsheet to shreds and make a molotov cocktail.
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Re: You Are Singularity
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2012, 02:53:31 pm »

You feel the need to break things.

After consuming your alcohol supply, you load your gun and craft a crude Molotov Cocktail filled with inflammable bathroom cleaning substance.

You also write a few words on some paper, but it rips. You throw it away and you can't find any more paper.

You are still in your crappy hotel room.
You are moderately drunk.
You are armed with a firearm.
You are armed with an improvised weapon.
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There are words that make the booze plant possible. Just not those words.
Alright you two. Attempt to murder each other. Last one standing gets to participate in the next test.
DIRK: Pelvic thrusts will be my exclamation points.

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Re: You Are Singularity
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2012, 07:10:13 pm »

light the molotov and place it in the window, then shoot it. target practice!
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