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Bates

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Worst Vampire ever?
« on: April 21, 2012, 06:39:05 pm »
So I had an immigrant wave, and I identified a vampire with them.
She had the usual two dozen or so past "former member of" and after checking her deity, I saw, that she was cursed to be a vampire some 300 years ago.
And in that 300 years her only kill is one human. And that was 200 years ago.

So what has she been doing all this time?
Well, she is a great stonecrafter.... :o
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Re: Worst Vampire ever?
« Reply #1 on: April 21, 2012, 06:54:10 pm »
Check legends mode for her true kill list.
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Re: Worst Vampire ever?
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2012, 08:27:19 am »
Oh right, legends show, that the human is her only "notable" kill, she has 6970 other kills and all of them sentients.
She has a period of over 200 years, where she is living in a place called Innssavant, and there are no events in her history during that time.
But looking at her others kill list, most of her kills are from that period, including 3630 elves.

It looks like the human is her only combat kill, and the other kills are from feeding.
So killing someone by draining them is not a notable kill.  ::)
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Re: Worst Vampire ever?
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2012, 08:37:30 am »
They weren't important people. A lot of them were elves.
Some of those unnotables might have been combat kills, too, just mooks.
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Re: Worst Vampire ever?
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2012, 08:39:43 am »
very dwarfy vampire. Feeding off of elves only.
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Re: Worst Vampire ever?
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2012, 10:10:42 am »
Elect her your mayor!
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Re: Worst Vampire ever?
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2012, 10:12:24 am »
quaranteen her, then when ever the elven caravan comes, divert them into her area/unleash her on them and let her feed. :)

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Re: Worst Vampire ever?
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2012, 11:03:33 am »
Quote from: Karakzon on April 22, 2012, 10:12:24 am
quaranteen her, then when ever the elven caravan comes, divert them into her area/unleash her on them and let her feed. :)

She already is quaranteed, and I have a arena set up.
Now I just need to divert the next lambs hippies elves to the arena, and somehow knock them unconscious, so that she can feed on them.  8)
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Re: Worst Vampire ever?
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2012, 11:06:05 am »
Quote from: Bates on April 22, 2012, 11:03:33 am
Quote from: Karakzon on April 22, 2012, 10:12:24 am
quaranteen her, then when ever the elven caravan comes, divert them into her area/unleash her on them and let her feed. :)

She already is quaranteed, and I have a arena set up.
Now I just need to divert the next lambs hippies elves to the arena, and somehow knock them unconscious, so that she can feed on them.  8)

Dropping them 2z-levels should stun them at the very least
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Re: Worst Vampire ever?
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2012, 01:18:31 am »
Quote from: ThatAussieGuy on April 22, 2012, 11:06:05 am
Dropping them 2z-levels should stun them at the very least

and if it doesn't work the first time, you can just try again :P

you can even make the vampire do all the hauling...
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