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KodKod

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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #15 on: April 20, 2012, 10:24:57 am »
Zoology? Dragons? Mentioned in the same thread?

Why, Armok, why?
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #16 on: April 20, 2012, 10:45:39 am »
Quote from: KodKod on April 20, 2012, 10:24:57 am
Zoology? Dragons? Mentioned in the same thread?

Why, Armok, why?

Wow... That was awesome.
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #17 on: April 20, 2012, 10:46:56 am »
Quote from: Monk321654 on April 20, 2012, 10:15:24 am
My inner Zoologist is screaming in pain.

I sometimes mod dragons to be milkable, but only males.

Yes, yes I'm aware I deserve to die horribly for that crime alone.
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Quote from: Morpha on April 26, 2012, 02:47:23 am
Never had a bat massacre people with an axe before.
EDIT2: Oh god, the bat has got a title now.

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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #18 on: April 20, 2012, 10:58:00 am »
Quote from: NonconsensualSurgery on April 20, 2012, 10:46:56 am
Quote from: Monk321654 on April 20, 2012, 10:15:24 am
My inner Zoologist is screaming in pain.

I sometimes mod dragons to be milkable, but only males.

Yes, yes I'm aware I deserve to die horribly for that crime alone.
Wow even I am going a bit WTF on this matter.
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #19 on: April 20, 2012, 11:16:44 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on April 20, 2012, 05:19:49 am
Quote from: Callista on April 20, 2012, 02:10:54 am
Check those kills--animals, maybe? He could have been a hunter. I don't usually get dwarves with nearly a hundred kills and only one of them is notable.
A hunter of cave dragons?

Imagine the looks on everyone's face when he returns home after 2 years.

"Yeh said ye wanted some buzzards, so I got this..."

"The buzzards wouldn't land, so I killed a dragon and let the corpse lie in the sun for a while. That got the buzzards to land."
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Quote from: KodKod on March 28, 2012, 01:54:24 pm
Have them killed. Nothing solves a problem quite as effectively as simply having it killed.

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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2012, 11:25:29 am »
inb4mostreptilesdontproducemilk
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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #21 on: April 20, 2012, 11:46:20 am »
Quote from: ASCIt on April 20, 2012, 11:25:29 am
inb4mostreptilesdontproducemilk

Clearly you just aren't trying hard enough.
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Quote from: RPB on April 05, 2009, 03:39:13 am
This is a Dwarven corpse. All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of pathetic and menaces with spikes of fail.

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Re: Urist Icumdumat, Legendary Murdermaster, has retired to your fort...
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2012, 11:50:42 am »
Yeah...my nearly-endless well of awesome and witty banter has begun to run dry...I'll be slow on the humor for a week or so.
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