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You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT: BRAZIL
« on: May 05, 2012, 02:45:01 pm »
You were NORMAL CITIZEN of the INSERT COUNTRY NAME. But then you witnessed TERRIBLE TRAGEDY INDUCED BY CRIMINAL AND/OR TERRORIST GROUP, and decided to become PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT.

Today is your first day on the job. Be careful as you will face CRIMINALS, TERRORISTS, DOUBLE AGENTS, UNFRIENDLY FOREIGNERS, AND OBNOXIOUS CHILDREN. Good luck!


SPY AGENCIES:


CIA

This AMERICAN spy agency is located in AMERICA. The CIA goes after various dangerous groups like, TERRORISTS, CRIMINALS, CRIMINAL TERRORISTS, COMMUNISTS AND AMERICAN CITIZENS.

Eavesdropper- CIA AGENTS have been spying on AMERICAN CITIZENS for years, so they are very skilled in areas such as PLANTING BUGS & WIRETAPPING.
American Metabolism - Due to AMERICANESS, CIA AGENTS can heal wounds by eating unhealthy food such as FAST FOOD BURGERS, FRENCH FRIES, FRIED PIZZA, FRIED CHICKEN, AND FRIED BURGER PIZZA CHICKEN.
Fisticuffs- CIA AGENTS are trained in Fisticuffs, a style of martial arts that revolves around having Hollywood-style fights that normally last for 12 hours.
Weapons: 9mm, American Rifle


MI6

This ENGLISH spy agency is located in ENGLAND. The MI6 goes after various dangerous groups such as TERRORISTS, CRIMINALS, IRA, IRS, AND UNGENTLEMANLY HOITY-TOITS.

Bond, James Bond- The MI6 look ABSOLUTELY DASHING, raising their charisma.
Elementary- Due to ENGLISHNESS, the MI6 uses POWERFUL INTELLECTUAL LOGIC to deducting cases and solving clues.
Bite my thumb!- MI6 AGENTS are trained in the martial arts of GENTLEMANLY DUELING, where fighters casually compliment each other as they fight to the death.
Weapons: Hi-tech Dueling Pistol, Modern Musket


MOSSAD

This ISRAELI spy agency is located in ISRAEL. The MOSSAD goes after dangerous groups such as EVERYBODY.

Suspect Everybody- Due to the large number of enemies the MOSSAD faces, their agents have a very high alertness and perception.
Bagel and Locks- Eating this COMMON DELICACY helps the MOSSAD have more successful escape attempts.
Jewjitsu-This martial system is taught in the MOSSAD. Most of it's attacks involve PICKING UP ANTI-SEMITES AND THROWING THEM REALLY HARD.
Weapons: Uzi, Tar-21


KGB

This RUSSIAN spy agency is located in THE SOVIET UNIONRUSSIA. The KGB goes after dangerous groups such as TERRORISTS, CRIMINALS, AND GREEDY CAPITALISTS PIGS.

Rockhard- The TOUGH RUSSIAN LIFESTYLE makes KGB agents extremely tough. They possess outstanding stamina, both physically and mentally.
Howdy' Dere' Pardner! This apple pie is delicious, da?- By watching AMERICAN WESTERNS, KGB agents have mastered the art of disguise.
Kto Kovo- This martial arts act is sure to defeat WESTERN COWARDS. It involves moves such as lifting your opponent 90 feet in the air, eating someone's face off, and removing someone's limb before beating them with it.


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Name:
Gender:
Age:
Codename:
Agency:
Specialty: (Up to 3)
Appearance:
Brief Biography:
Optimal Method of Getting Rid of Obnoxious Children:
« Last Edit: May 12, 2012, 10:38:54 pm by TCM »
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2012, 02:48:20 pm »
Name: Rusty Shackleford
Gender: M
Age: 34
Codename: S&M
Agency: MI-6
Specialty:
-Seduction
-Indy Gambits
-Luck
Appearance: Dashing
Brief Biography: A perfect gentleman, except when he isn't.
Optimal Method of Getting Rid of Obnoxious Children: Sleep with their mother/father.
« Last Edit: May 05, 2012, 02:52:43 pm by Flying Dice »
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2012, 02:52:08 pm »
Surely you mean Rusty Shackleford.
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2012, 02:52:58 pm »
Quote from: ComradeGafarov on May 05, 2012, 02:52:08 pm
Surely you mean Rusty Shackleford.
I have corrected this horrific oversight.
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2012, 03:37:15 pm »
+1 to Rusty Shackleford
unless this isn't a suggestion game, in which case, uh
Count me in. I'll have a character sheet down in a bit.
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2012, 03:54:17 pm »
What, we can't join the IRA? Pft.
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2012, 04:57:35 pm »
You are RUSTY SHACKLEFORD, or as you go by in the MI6: AGENT S&M. You are famous for your SMOOTH AND GENTLEMANLY WAYS, PLUS BEING A TOTAL SLUT.

You walk into the office of your superior, DOCTOR ROSENSPRINKLE. He looks at you. "Welcome to MI6, AGENT S&M!" He winces a little when he says your codename.

As you sit down, he begins the briefing. "A recent drought, combined with increased anti-drug measures by law enforcement, has caused drug dealers to lose a lot of money. And as such, we have reason to believe that several cocaine-based groups are preparing to launch a dangerous agenda, but we are not sure what their plan involves. We do have this lead: Intelligence says that the starting supplier in this agenda is located in 63rd Street, Rio De Janeiro. We recommend you start your search there. Good luck."

You are at MI6 HEADQUARTERS, LONDON.



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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2012, 05:08:33 pm »
Book a Flight to Rio de Janeiro.

Go to 63rd Street, Rio De Janeiro.

Place a Wiretap.
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2012, 05:32:31 pm »
You book a FLIGHT to RIO DE JANERIO, BRAZIL. Once you land, you take your CAR down to 63rd Street. You deduct which building is the COCAINE HOUSE. You deduct it by selecting the big red run-down establishment with a sign that says 'GO AWAY, NO DRUGS HERE.' You leave your MODERN MUSKET in the CAR.

You sneak behind the building and begin to WIRETAP it. You are doing well, but then an OBNOXIOUS CHILD sneaks up on you. "What are you doing, mister?"



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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2012, 05:35:35 pm »
Respond without thinking, "Looking for a handsome and/or beautiful drug lord to hook up with, of course. Now scram, kid."
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT: BRAZIL
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2012, 05:36:38 pm »
Give him a dollar and push him towards an ice cream truck, write 'have sex with child's mother' in your to-do list
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT: BRAZIL
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2012, 05:37:14 pm »
Quote from: Megaman on May 05, 2012, 05:36:38 pm
Give him a dollar and push him towards malnutrition and police brutality truck.
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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT: BRAZIL
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2012, 07:01:17 pm »
You give the OBNOXIOUS CHILD ONE DOLLAR. You then point him in the direction of an ICE CREAM TRUCK. He runs towards it. The ICE CREAM TRUCK RUNS OVER THE OBNOXIOUS CHILD. Your WIRETAPPING is now complete. You can return to your CAR to EAVESDROP.



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Re: You Are PRESTIGIOUS SECRET AGENT: BRAZIL
« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2012, 10:36:49 pm »
EAVESDROP on SUSPICIOUS CONVERSATION
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