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Author Topic: How do kobolds choose what to steal?  (Read 35356 times)

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #120 on: April 09, 2012, 03:32:57 am »
i don't know what you guys find so disgusting, kobolds with dwarves is perfectly natural.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #121 on: April 09, 2012, 03:50:04 am »


What if he was also into humiliation? Dressing the kobold in a kobold leather suit beforehand?
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #122 on: April 09, 2012, 03:54:33 am »
Everything in the threat prior has had no effect on me.
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Dressing the kobold in a kobold leather suit beforehand?
This is where I abandon thread.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #123 on: April 09, 2012, 03:56:32 am »
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #124 on: April 09, 2012, 07:47:52 am »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on April 09, 2012, 02:59:59 am
Do you realize what you have done? You have terrified scores of lurkers and average forumers. However, you scared KodKod and Girl in Hat off as well. I repeat, the one who has requested kobold sacrifices for herself and the one who dropped kittens into a glass container in order for them to explode for the purpose of making her dwarves into emotionless husks. You people amaze me.

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #125 on: April 09, 2012, 01:04:47 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on April 09, 2012, 02:59:59 am
Do you realize what you have done? You have terrified scores of lurkers and average forumers. However, you scared KodKod and Girl in Hat off as well. I repeat, the one who has requested kobold sacrifices for herself and the one who dropped kittens into a glass container in order for them to explode for the purpose of making her dwarves into emotionless husks. You people amaze me.

You people? I don't have multiple personalities at this moment.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #126 on: April 09, 2012, 02:01:20 pm »
this thread was good for a few lulz. honestly, the kobold rape is a bit weird. I would be opposed if it was dwarves doing that to other sentient (goblins, elves, humans, other dwarves) races, but kobolds are just cannon fodder, nothing to worry about. they steal your shit, but the only punishment I would consider for that would be to cut a hand off or a brisk beating. instead, this thread seems to be suggesting strongly to me that the punishment for theft in regards to kobolds is either death, or to suffer a fate of huddling in the back corner of a cage as a drooling dwarf patriarch, face pressed firmly against the bars with his hair in disarray, beard matted an dirty, and crown off to one side on his head, fondles himself madly in the poor dog-lizard-creatures general direction.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #127 on: April 09, 2012, 02:10:37 pm »
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THIS ENTIRE THREAD

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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #128 on: April 09, 2012, 03:09:34 pm »
I-I'm not sure if I should even acknowledge having read this thread, but...

has anyone ever successfully caged a living specimen of each sentient, non-animal-person race for their monarch's harem?
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #129 on: April 09, 2012, 03:24:03 pm »
I've collected them all for sure, but i lacked a monarch, or any nobility for that matter. The kobolds were being cheeky until they passed out from pain on cage traps.

Fed them to my marksdwarves for practice. Those guys typically rack up enough kills to earn a title before even being fielded.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #130 on: April 09, 2012, 05:42:53 pm »


Nine pages and no Gobbo art post? For shame!
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #131 on: April 09, 2012, 06:35:27 pm »
remind me, what is that again? I've seen it...somewhere...I think.
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Re: How do kobolds choose what to steal?
« Reply #132 on: April 09, 2012, 06:56:09 pm »
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