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redwallzyl

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The Elf Hating Migrant
« on: April 03, 2012, 08:36:09 am »
I just got a migrant with 178 elf kills all female and in the same place im renaming him Urist McElfKiller :o
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miauw62

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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2012, 08:45:34 am »
You should kill him.
Intercourse with elves is not allowed.
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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2012, 08:46:43 am »
Quote from: miauw62 on April 03, 2012, 08:45:34 am
You should kill him.
Intercourse with elves is not allowed.
Glad to see I'm not the only one with a sick mind in this thread.
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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2012, 08:47:10 am »
Congratz guys. It's a squid.
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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 10:07:42 am »
Sounds like you need to watch out for him, might get dwarf women dying of ruptured organs .
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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 10:10:20 am »
Quote from: psychologicalshock on April 03, 2012, 10:07:42 am
Sounds like you need to watch out for him, might get dwarf women dying of ruptured organs .

I call him Bigus Dickus. So who wants to bet he has a masterwork warhammer slung over his shoulder?
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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 10:10:32 am »
Pyramid head has entered the room.



Lock him up and feed him elf children!
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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 11:29:00 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 03, 2012, 08:46:43 am
Quote from: miauw62 on April 03, 2012, 08:45:34 am
You should kill him.
Intercourse with elves is not allowed.
Glad to see I'm not the only one with a sick mind in this thread.

i don't think you understand the intricate mechanics of the bay12 hive mind...
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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 12:09:17 pm »
Quote from: Ifeno on April 03, 2012, 11:29:00 am
Quote from: Flying Dice on April 03, 2012, 08:46:43 am
Quote from: miauw62 on April 03, 2012, 08:45:34 am
You should kill him.
Intercourse with elves is not allowed.
Glad to see I'm we are not the only one ones with sick minds in this thread.

i we don't think you understand the intricate mechanics of the bay12 hive mind...

Ftf both of y
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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 01:09:37 pm »
Check his relations for elf children.
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Re: The Elf Hating Migrant
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 01:13:53 pm »
I personally consider that he has done the only thing sensible: kill elves, even though he is extremely sexist (or just stumbled on a womens meeting by complete accident).
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