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Urist, Prince of Dwarfmark
« on: April 08, 2012, 10:15:00 am »

We will be performing the most Lamentable Tragedy of Urist, Prince of Dwarfmark. As DF announcements.


The ghost of the king has risen to haunt the fortress!
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Hastur ! Hastur ! Hastur !
There, no effect
YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
Got Bitten by a werebeast, problem solved.

Mekboy

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Re: Urist, Prince of Dwarfmark
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2012, 10:21:38 am »

Urist McGuard cancels guard: Interrupted by ghost.
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You seem to be under the illusion that we give a shit about what happens to dwarves who are too dumb to live.

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Re: Urist, Prince of Dwarfmark
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2012, 02:17:50 pm »

Urist McPrince cancels Talk with Mother: Stabbing 'rat'.
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Re: Urist, Prince of Dwarfmark
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2012, 09:18:57 pm »

Urist McDagger has lost a pet recently.

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Re: Urist, Prince of Dwarfmark
« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2012, 12:25:58 am »

Urist McDagger cancels Spy on Urist McPrince: went insane.
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Re: Urist, Prince of Dwarfmark
« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2012, 09:44:37 am »

Urist McOphelia has been miserable lately.  She has lost a father to tragedy recently.  She has lost a lover to melancholy recently.  She has been greately embarassed to be naked recently.  She is depressed about being imprisoned.
Urist McOphelia has gone stark raving mad!
The body of Urist McOphelia has been found, drowned.

She is happy to be free.
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While adding magma to anything will make it dwarfy, adding the word "magma" to your post does not necessarily make it funny.
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Re: Urist, Prince of Dwarfmark
« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2012, 09:49:20 am »

Urist McHamlet has been struck with melancholy.
Urist McHamlet has gone stark raving mad?
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because everyone here is OCD and ADHD, and then complain when their dwarfs act similarly in game.
@I used to be an axelord like you, until I took a (+bronze bolt+) to the upper leg, chipping the bone through the *copper leggings*!@