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janglur

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Naked to Death!
« on: March 29, 2012, 11:15:02 pm »
Well, my dwarvesmogun are all going apeshit because they're ocassionally naked now.  I swear, one guy loses his socks and he goes all Urist McStabby with his katar on everyone.  Usually, a relative.  Queue tantrumathon!  We're gonna party like it's 99!


How have your drunken diggers held up in the Clothing Shortage of 34_06?
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Girlinhat

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Re: Naked to Death!
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2012, 11:16:33 pm »
Who is going apeshit?  Miner, soldier, etc?  What's the career here?
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Leonance

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Re: Naked to Death!
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2012, 11:47:22 pm »
I find it weird that dwarves go mad from being naked when everyone else around them is naked. I guess were 30 or so updates away from the dwarfs checking to see if nudity is a normal thing in the fortress.
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janglur

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Re: Naked to Death!
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2012, 01:04:44 am »
Who ISN'T it?  First it was a random soldier, then the craftsdwarf, and then the medic.  That's not counting the melancholy and lunacy between, JUST the berserkers.

Dwarf happyness is definitely higher on the priority list now.
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« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2012, 01:27:34 am »
On the plus side, you now have a use for all the bins and bins of leather the traders bring you. Open up the manager and queue a ridiculous quantity of leather trousers, robes, shoes....

Your fortress will soon have a thriving used clothing export industry.
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Re: Naked to Death!
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2012, 02:18:48 am »
The only clothes that are necessary are a shirt, pants, and shoes. Just start making them and your guys will claim them and wear them.
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Re: Naked to Death!
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2012, 02:59:41 am »
soldiers are a bit buggy though
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Re: Naked to Death!
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2012, 04:14:35 am »
Shoes are a good idea anyway (in case of icky things).

As for the rest... well, I like to have my civilians lightly armed and armoured in a usually inactive quad anyway.
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Re: Naked to Death!
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2012, 01:24:16 pm »
Quote from: Girlinhat on March 29, 2012, 11:16:33 pm
Who is going apeshit?  Miner, soldier, etc?  What's the career here?

A Katar is like a brass knuckle with a blade on the end, so I'd warrant a guess at soldier
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janglur

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Re: Naked to Death!
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2012, 08:06:13 pm »
Correctus!

But not all of them are.  Like there's this farmer who just decided he didn't want to farm no more and went and got himself brained by an ox.
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