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Corai

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Dwarven patriotism.
« on: March 24, 2012, 03:58:14 pm »
"If you dont kill those goblins, your wives and children are given to that clown we caught!"
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Jeykab/Bee: how the fuck do you live your daily life corai
Jeykab/Bee: you seem like the person who constantly has mini heart attacks because cuuuute

Tolisk

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Re: Dwarven patriotism.
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 04:00:33 pm »
*Tantrum spiral ensues*
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Dwarven patriotism.
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2012, 04:51:57 pm »
Dear babies,

You're absolutely useless and should star
You're the next line of Dwarf ingenuity and brilliance,
I want to personally hack off all of your limbs, and throw the corps
So I've decreed, that in honour of your productivity,
That every baby be thrown off mount Taygetus
That mothers shall carry their babies into battle,
So that you can all die!
So that they shall fight harder to protect their kin, and you shall be hardened to the woes of death, you will be born of battle,
And do the only useful thing you can be - a human shield
Please absorb many bolts and axes,

~Urist McMayor
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