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Author Topic: Damn you, Edzul Zimeshvovod!  (Read 909 times)

Iapetus

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Damn you, Edzul Zimeshvovod!
« on: March 24, 2012, 03:34:59 pm »
Human caravan arrives.
Human caravan "departs" (but doesn't actually leave the depot) with a large cargo of goblinite.
Dwarven caravan arrives.
Dwarven caravan departs (but doesn't actually leave the depot) with a large cargo of goblinite.
Mayor chooses this moment to mandate "no export of socks".

I now have 15 dwarves sentance to jail, for a combined total of 1965 days.  Including my manager and chief medical dwarf.

(And that's just the total jail time remaining at this moment, as the dwarven caravan left the map, not including time already served for supplying the human caravan).


I'm seriously tempted to arrange an "accident" for him, although he's currently my only woodcutter/carpenter.  For now I've contented to set him felling trees far from the fortress, where he will provide early warning for any ambushes.
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Engraved on the floor is a well-designed image of a kobold and a carp.  The kobold is making a plaintive gesture.  The carp is laughing.

Tharwen

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Re: Damn you, Edzul Zimeshvovod!
« Reply #1 on: March 24, 2012, 03:43:01 pm »
Lock him in a room filled with socks.
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Damn you, Edzul Zimeshvovod!
« Reply #2 on: March 24, 2012, 03:43:28 pm »
It's your fault for exporting the METAL SAWKSES in the first place.
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KodKod

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Re: Damn you, Edzul Zimeshvovod!
« Reply #3 on: March 24, 2012, 03:46:23 pm »
Our enemies hide in METAL SAWKSES, the cowards! The fools! We...*asthma attack* We should take away their METAL SAWKSES!
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Loud Whispers

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Re: Damn you, Edzul Zimeshvovod!
« Reply #4 on: March 24, 2012, 04:52:39 pm »
*Human caravan sprints off map with METAL SAWKSES*
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KodKod

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Re: Damn you, Edzul Zimeshvovod!
« Reply #5 on: March 24, 2012, 05:07:09 pm »
Hooray for esoteric jokes that only a small handful of people can appreciate!
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