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GhostDwemer

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Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« on: March 21, 2012, 02:33:49 pm »

The dead badgers danced the conga right over a waterfall, ending up in a pool full of carp. Steep sides prevent them from getting out. Only a third of the pool is in an evil biome, but badgers that are put down there do reanimate. So far, the carp (and a few tigerfish) are holding their own. Badgers are down to two rotten mutilated corpses. Carp are still pretty bad-ass!
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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2012, 02:44:51 pm »

10 dwarfbucks on badgers !

Yeah i'm feeling like rooting for the underdog.

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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2012, 03:42:43 pm »

But are they giant undead badgers?
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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2012, 08:22:54 pm »

Putting money on the Carp, but we'll see.
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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2012, 08:33:30 pm »

Do wild animals actually attack one another? I don't remember ever seeing it happen.
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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2012, 08:39:05 pm »

Carp will win
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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2012, 08:40:06 pm »

Giant Badger > Carp > Badger

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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2012, 08:58:05 pm »

All those who bet on the carp win! It was an epic, nearly year long battle, but finally the last rotting undead badger corpse was put down in the non evil part of the pool. There are two carp left. Fear the carp!
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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2012, 09:00:37 pm »

I want to see zombie carp vs vampire sponge!
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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2012, 01:39:53 am »

Do wild animals actually attack one another? I don't remember ever seeing it happen.

Yes. And these are undead vs wild animals.

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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2012, 02:22:41 am »

Do wild animals actually attack one another? I don't remember ever seeing it happen.
Oh yes they do.
On my last embark before DFVD came out, I had an alligator slaughter an entire conga of badgers. Then it proceeded to remove both arms and the left ear of my starting miner, before getting put down by an axedwarf.
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Re: Battle Royale: live carp versus dead badgers
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2012, 03:20:42 am »

Giant Badger > Carp > Badger

Giant Carp? I'm shocked and appaled they don't exist yet.
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