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Author Topic: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?  (Read 1772 times)

Count Crosby

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Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« on: March 16, 2012, 05:12:53 pm »

I was thinking after recently getting attacked by a monstrous werellama that crushed my feldgling fort, how dangerous would a werecavy be, if they are possible. I mean the cavy would never be able to kill any of your dwarves but would just infect everything it bit, therefore causing a near impossible to control chain reaction as everyone in your fort was slowly turned into a Guinea pig. What I'm wondering at the moment is whether the cavy would have it's skull caved in by the first dwarf it came across, or whether the dwarves would run away from it as it nipped at their feet, infecting them as it went, yet being unable to kill them?
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Re: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2012, 05:55:34 pm »

Rampant, and harmless, infection.  Generally any wild animal that lacks hooves is harmless, especially if they don't have a distinct size advantage.  As I've said and will always say, "Hoofed animals come with pre-installed warhammers."

Were-cavy explosion would just be irritating, a monthly "oh god no one can do anything!"  As a woman I find that somewhat humorous though, probably more than I should.

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Re: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 07:04:07 pm »

...a werecavy be, if they are possible...
Let see here...mrmm, cavy... cavycavycavy... Ah! Yes, I have at least one therianthrope of the cavy-variety, in stock on my little island.
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Dubbed one "Omud Ringpad the Umbral Fern" she was born in the year 684 and... hmrph. Never died? How is it that a fine example of a dwarven werelizard died of old age at 168, while this human is still kicking (and biting) at the ripe ol' age of 1,916?
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What? Omud-who? Oh, right!
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During her incredibly long life, she racked up 30 notable kills and 392 other kills.

Also, I forgot to mention that Omud (like many others) profaned the temple of the god she led the worship of, at the time she was leading. That god was, as always, "Eve Furnacesizzles" the human male shaped god of volcanoes.
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Re: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2012, 07:46:48 pm »

She devoured a cat? The monster!

It seems were-cavies can be used to control catsplosions.
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Re: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2012, 07:56:40 pm »

She devoured a cat? The monster!

13, actually. But again, that's over the course of nearly 2000 years...
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Re: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2012, 09:38:12 pm »

Eh, who doesn't devour a cat every few decades?  Can hardly hold that against her...

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Re: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2012, 10:11:10 pm »

Haven't you seen the South Park episode with the guinea pigs?
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Re: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 12:41:59 am »

This god is astonishing in the... consistently 'small herbivores' and 'small herbivore predators' theme that it seems to curse with.  Kinda like that 'small island' OP mentioned is... Australia!

Echindas are 'hedgehog-like', kangaroos and possums already are well described as Australian, wombats (or platypus) look 'beaver-like', Sugar Gliders are 'mouse-like', indeed almost all the list has native Australian critters that these could be  :D
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Re: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2012, 12:48:54 am »

I do wonder about the popularity of defiling altars among the priesthood.  Wouldn't you think that's something that teenagers would be more guilty of?
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Re: Werecavies-how dangerous would they be?
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 01:47:44 am »

I wouldn't assume the werecavy couldn't kill a dwarf.  I had an adventurer who was killed by a weregecko.  It seems were-creatures in creature-form are stronger than the creatures they resemble.
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